What, no complaining about my lack of control or how you've set aside part of the budget purely to replace things I break? Who are you and what have you done with Hux?
[Well, Ren is a shitheel in general, but in this case, he's trying doubly hard to get Hux out of his room. In person, Kylo isn't great at lying, but text is easier.]
Something happened in engineering. A coolant coil snapped and leaked everywhere. It started freezing the equipment down there and now they're saying the hyperdrive might have been effected. And you know what Snoke said about any mistakes being made.
[Namely, that it was reflective on them off how capable they were at commanding their crew.]
[Shit. Hux eyes the commslink, wondering why he hasn't been called up on this before remembering one very simply fact; he'd said nothing but an emergency. The teams were probably down there trying to fix it before their general even noticed.
It wouldn't have been the first time. Hux is already up and pulling his boots back on. He's out of his room in five minutes, ire focused completely on the engineers he'll be having words with than anything else.]
Unbelievable. You would think the engineers down there know what they're supposed to be doing.
*Don't you see, Ben? The quiet of your cell is where you're supposed to think back over where you went wrong. Dad's attempt to character build ... hows it working out?
Damp your power core, kid. You act like I'm not already on the way.
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2. ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
3. Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
3. going with assumed cr hope that's okay
Sounds good to me!
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That part of the budget has been rescinded. If you break it, Ren, you will be paying for it. Starting with that bar bill.
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You're lying.
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No I am not lying. Snoke's orders. The First Order simply cannot afford it any more.
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[If he's got to pay for his own damages, the first thing he's going to do is destroy all of Hux's personal belongings.]
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[Suspicious....]
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[Damn. Now he has to find a way to get him out of there.]
Though I'm surprised you're still in there considering what happened.
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Except...what if something did happen and he ignores it thinking Ren is being a shitheel for whatever reason?
Dammit, not the doubt is stuck right there in his head.]
What happened?
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Something happened in engineering. A coolant coil snapped and leaked everywhere. It started freezing the equipment down there and now they're saying the hyperdrive might have been effected. And you know what Snoke said about any mistakes being made.
[Namely, that it was reflective on them off how capable they were at commanding their crew.]
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It wouldn't have been the first time. Hux is already up and pulling his boots back on. He's out of his room in five minutes, ire focused completely on the engineers he'll be having words with than anything else.]
Unbelievable. You would think the engineers down there know what they're supposed to be doing.
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[C'mon, Han, you wouldn't willingly let your only son rot in jail, would you?]
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*petty larceny and criminal mischief he's so
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[It's not like he hasn't done anything Han himself hasn't done.]
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*It's not anything he didn't do himself, he just got caught less. Maybe switch to Jedi training. It seems easier.*
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[When all else fails, resort to whining.]
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Damp your power core, kid. You act like I'm not already on the way.