That famous lawnchair handcuff dance

[thelongcon]

Handcuffed Together Meme

There's the cool sensation of metal around your wrist, followed by a sudden click as you realize you've been cuffed to someone else. With no way to get them off, and the keys missing, you're going to have to get used to being stuck together for now.

There's got to be some way to get rid of them...

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Challenges:
1 - you're both cuffed on your dominant hands, or some other strange combination of body parts

2 - you're cuffed to more than one person

3 - how short is the chain?

Comments

Aoko Nakamori | Magic Kaito

[brandishesmops]

Peter Quill (Star-Lord) | MCU

[pelvicsorceries]

[He swears that it's not his fault.]

Kim Wexler | Better Call Saul

[twoyearplan]

Hermione Granger | Harry Potter

[mudblood_andproud]

[Magic-resistant handcuffs, of course]

Lucy Stillman - Assassin's Creed

[juno57]

[filia_terrae]

[If the handcuffs seem particularly heavy, it's because they're made of platinum. Whoever put them in these knew about Kuvira's metalbending.

She looks up at Lucy, one eyebrow cocked as she motions to the handcuffs.] I don't suppose you saw who put these on us.

evie frye ✫ assassin's creed: syndicate

[deepseated]

[lifethatisscratched]

[Well, fuck. And he's without his skeleton key.

He turns his wrist this way and that, examining the mechanism before an idea comes to him.]

Would you happen to have any sort of hairpin in your possession, Miss Frye?

general hux | star wars

[hux]

[darthvaderfanboy]

[Kylo looks nothing short of murderous as he pulls on his side of the handcuffs, twisting it this way and that. For some reason, it had resisted all attempts to use the Force on it to pop the lock. He'd be almost impressed if he wasn't so pissed off. Next step: get the lightsaber out and hope that Hux doesn't move around enough to sever their hands right off.]

I blame you for this.

[And, of course, it's time for the childish sniping at one another to commence.]

Ise Nanao | Bleach

[eighthlibrarian]

Poe Dameron | Star Wars | ota

[flyboys]

Tetsurou Kuroo | Haikyuu!! | M/M

[schemin]

Aomine Daiki | Kuroko no Basuke | M/M

[ahomine]

I thought about asking you, but then said fuck it, you're getting a tag regardless

[tsunverde]

[Aomine brings certain things to a relationship.

Cancer and Virgo are highly compatible. Midorima appreciates that he's not a man of unnecessary smiling and frivolous chatter, unlike some people they know. He's attractive, to anyone who likes that kind of casually hot delinquent look, a bad boy just waiting for someone to keep him in line and-

He's getting away from his main point.

Aomine also brings frustration, carelessness, juvenile behavior, and absolute, brain-melting idiocy, the kind that makes bystanders feel less intelligent for having experienced it.

Not necessarily in that order.

Today, the frustration comes last, after there is first a juvenile comment about finding other uses for Cancer's lucky item, followed by the careless way Aomine slides a handcuff closed around his right wrist, then the utter stupidity of doing the same thing with Midorima's left before he can do more than sputter at him, and that doesn't let him share a vital, one might even say key, detail.]

I don't have the key with me, you fool!

Mal | Descendants

[callmeaschemer]

sherlock holmes | bbc's sherlock

[logicals]

Eponine | Les Miserables | OTA

[lutin]

Wednesday Addams | The Addams Family

[outofthemanor]

[You're welcome]

Lafayette | Hamilton: An American Musical

[asmartman]

edward elric → fma03/cos

[alchimia]

Rey || Star Wars: The Force Awakens

[talentedscavenger]

[Not thrilled about this.]

azula ♦ avatar: the last airbender ♦ ota

[firelords]

[ Good luck. ]

[filia_terrae]

[Kuvira is less than amused at the idea of being chained to this petulant Fire Nation brat.

Unfortunately, as the cuffs are platinum and appear to be fireproof...]

Your hairpiece. Give it to me.

Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who

[breakthecycle]

[it's probably his fault]

Re: Twelfth Doctor | Doctor Who

[riverborntorun]

"This is most definitely your fault," River proclaims for the 18th time, tossing away her mangled hair pin.

She puts the index finger of her her free hand to the side of her nose. "Not breaking my wrist this time."

kylo ren | star wars TFA

[inimicus]

[ooc: will totally nerf his powers for this one so he can suffer like everyone else.]

OOC -

[errant_erratic_echo]

(( OH HAI THAR. Is it too late you bother you? AND, if not, would you rather have a serious interaction or silly one? Because I have three serious muses to offer orrr I can totally throw Liz Lemon at your bb. c: ))

(Evil) Courier | Fallout: New Vegas | ota

[swordofdespair]

[eighteenhalflives]

[One more mark on the Abduction tally can't hurt too much. As long as the backdrop is vaguely interesting, and there's some nice loot lying around, Tobias might even find it in himself to forgive them for stripping him of his armour and everything that looked even remotely dangerous (and a few things that didn't).

This isn't the first time he's come out of a drugged haze to find the weight of an explosive collar around his neck, but it is the first time that said collar and his wrists have been bound in spectacular fashion to those of another captive. Well, that won't do. He's always hated teamwork.]

You'd think they don't trust us.

[Brow raised, dissatisfaction written passively on his features. He'd protest the absence of his Lucky Shades, but the dimness of their surroundings is comfortable enough to stifle the complaint. For now.]

Loki | MCU

[throneenvy]

[venusmantrap]

[Dominant hands with a 12" chain for these two? She's very much morally ambiguous, but also a huge flirt.]

Peter Parker ☣ Marvel AU ☣ OTA

[lycosa]

( Rough info on the AU. )

GDI. Late, but here we go. Handcuffed and blindfolded assassins.

[cold_shoulder]

[ Opening his eyes to darkness on waking up was more or less a conditioned reflex for the Winter Soldier. He kept his breathing even, and took a moment to evaluate his situation, despite the pounding headache. Pain could be ignored.

The darkness was because of a blindfold, he could feel the pressure of the fabric around his head. His left arm was a dead weight from his shoulder. Disabled, of course. The right... he shifted is arm just a little bit, and could feel the link of a handcuff around the wrist.

After a moment, he shifted it a little more, to try and evaluate as discreetly as he could what he was handcuffed to.

... another arm, by the give.

A moment, and the Soldier stopped breathing altogether, to evaluate how many people were around him by their breaths. ]

naoto fuyumine | dogs

[ablademaiden]

if you'll have me

[wanttobeher]

[ This was a nightmare.

Maybe it wouldn't have been if Kaito hadn't been handcuffed to a girl while wearing girls clothing. If they had been in boys clothing everything might have turned out fine. Bit if there's one thing Kaito doesn't want, it's to have a stranger find out about them being a boy in girls clothes. It was a secret, only two people knew, and they were only comfortable with one of those people knowing.

Is there a mirror in here? They feel like they need to make sure that their wig and makeup is in place, or that their boobs aren't uneven, or... Oh god, what happens if they need to go to the bathroom?

When they speak, it's with their feminine voice. ]

Um... You don't happen to know how to pick locks, do you?

[ Being cuffed hand to hand wasn't what Kaito had thought would happen when they got dressed after college ended today. ]