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basco ta jolokia | kaizoku sentai gokaiger

[badsanta]

1 - He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
2 - i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
3 - She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
4 - he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
5 - He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
6 - It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
7 - text him

5; hope you don't mind a very late (misfire?) tag

[inheritstheredsouls]

Getting into trouble again, I presume?

nope

[badsanta]

[ Damn, why is AkaRed replying... ]

Not at all.

excellent!

[inheritstheredsouls]

[Be glad he's not the type to tear into you..yet.]

I highly doubt that "not at all" applies to a potential restraining order.

[badsanta]

[ Oh yeah, he's veeeery glad for that. ]

Do you now? But I suppose that you have a lot of them, with that smell of those clothes.

[ Wearing the same spandex constantly? Yuck. ]

[inheritstheredsouls]

[Wow, scuse you. There's a reason why the captain's quarters included its own personal bathroom.]

At least it's better than the stink of various Zangyack.

[badsanta]

[ Basco will remain unconvinced of that helping. ]

At least they don't all smell the same.

[ Even if many of them do stink. ]

[inheritstheredsouls]

No, I suppose not all of them would stink of disloyalty.

[Bitter? Who's bitter? Certain not him.]

[badsanta]

[ Oh he's so hurt. ]

I believe that you would have found me out before I did anything if disloyalty actually smelled.

[inheritstheredsouls]

[There's a very long pause between receiving that and his next text.]

How did you find out?

About the truth?

[badsanta]

[ ..he did not expect that. ]

Does it matter?

[inheritstheredsouls]

[It's either that or give in to pure fury. And he at least has more self-control than a certain mutual acquaintance on that point.]

Call it morbid curiosity.

[No pun intended, of course.]

[badsanta]

[ That's why that other person is so much more fun. ]

I guess I should leave you hanging, then.

[inheritstheredsouls]

[...gdit, leave that boy man alone!

Also, did that next pause make you think that he'll leave you alone? Not quite yet.]

It's almost a shame that you left. Had you actually been loyal, you could've become a Sentai yourself.

[Though much of that regret is directed as much to himself as it is to Basco. What a fool he was to think that a traitor like that cook could become a Hero of Peace and Justice...]

[badsanta]

[ Never.

Seriously, old man. Just get off his back, he’ll still do whatever the hell he wants whenever he wants to do it. ]

Sure you would.

[ He has so little confidence in AkaRed, AkaRed’s abilities, and AkaRed’s personality, and he’s not planning to gain any for any of those parts anytime soon. ]

[inheritstheredsouls]

[Nope. He ain't letting go sorry, Elsa about this yet.]

And why would you doubt that? You should be thrilled that I'm being so forward for once.

[badsanta]

Because I don't trust you or like you. Never did, never will.

[inheritstheredsouls]

Not even once?

[badsanta]

Not even once.

[inheritstheredsouls]

[That almost makes him crush the Mobirates in self-blame-based fury. Almost.]

And Marvelous? Is it the same for him?

[badsanta]

Now that's between him and me, and has nothing to do with you.

[ But Mabe-chan is much more preferable than AkaRed, that's for sure. ]