Would you hit that

[memed]

The Would You Hit That? Meme

You suddenly have the urge to tell that person what you would or wouldn't do to them.

①Post your character.
②Post to other characters.
③Have fun, anything goes.
④Profit.

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Rey | Star Wars

[girlandherstaff]

Hiiii

[squadless]

Well, yeah, sure I would. But, uh, aren't you already spoken for?

[Look, he's not sure what's going on with her and Finn, but he doesn't want to get in the middle of it.]

Oh hiiii

[girlandherstaff]

No? I told Finn that when he asked if I had a 'cute boyfriend'. Very much single. [Considers this actually] Well, BB-8 seems to have decided I'm a sibling, does that count? And there's Chewbacca as my co-pilot...

[squadless]

[And the smile's back, broad and bright as ever] Well if BB-8's adopted you that means you're good people, and you did save it, and help Finn finish my mission.

[Honestly he's just a little starry-eyed about them both, and given as how he usually wears his emotions on his sleeve, it's probably pretty obvious.]

[girlandherstaff]

I think it means all three of us are BB-8's people, to be honest. Wonder if our little buddy is trying to tell us something.

[squadless]

Oh probably, that one's talkative for someone who doesn't say much. [He's grinning again, he can't help it.]

So, welcome to the flock. [Clasping her shoulder warmly, just for a moment, he's picked up on her not liking to be touched, but he can't help the physical reassurance.]

[girlandherstaff]

Doesn't say much? BB-8 wouldn't shut up the whole time we traveled together! Especially about you. Poe Dameron was the topic of choice. I had to learn about just how amazing you were.

[She gives a smile. The not-touching thing is... It's gradually leaving, the more she gets used to actually being around people, but it tends to be more with people she finds herself closer to. Chewbacca, for example, is the only person who can hug her for more than a minute or two without her feeling the need to struggle away]

Does this mean I start calling myself Rey Dameron?

[squadless]

Like I said, talkative for not saying much. Or not having many other topics of discussion.

[There's the grin again at the actual question, though, he can't help it] Sure, not the most prodigious last name ever, but you can share it if you want. Mom'll be thrilled that we're adopting more strays. [He genuinely means that, actually, it's not sarcasm in the least.]

[girlandherstaff]

You're certainly the favourite.

[And there, that's a shy, but hopeful smile, in among all the joking] Yeah?

[squadless]

[A decisive nod] Yes, most definitely.

You and dad can even talk shop, he used to be a mechanic, well, still is, just retired now, same as mom's still a pilot, just a retired one.

[And there's the grin again, he can't help it.] And don't worry, they won't ask if I'm finally settling down, though they might ask if you've had all your shots.

[girlandherstaff]

That... sounds like it would be fun

[Family stuff. She's never done that before. She can't help but laugh though]

Should I have had shots by now?

[squadless]

Maybe, not everybody gets them, I think mostly it's just general immuno-boosters anymore, and mostly just for sickly kids. I don't even know. They asked the same thing about BB-8 when I brought him back.

[Because obviously he brought the droid home before taking it to the base proper, of course he did.]

[girlandherstaff]

How did they like meeting their droid grandchild?

[BECAUSE YOU ARE SO A PROUD DROID DADDY, POE]

[ragingstrife]

... Absolutely.

[girlandherstaff]

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I don't think I want to know ...

[ragingstrife]

Excuse you, as a lover I'm extremely tender.

[girlandherstaff]

But we could be related! Good looks do not excuse incest.

Wait, are we related? Do you know? You're older than me, so you'd know, right?

[ragingstrife]

Don't let your insignificant past get in the way of what we could have.


TENDERNESS Maybe...

[girlandherstaff]

My past is not insignificant. It's important to who I am. I need to know.


Better be more than a maybe if we're not related

[ragingstrife]

If we were related I'd feel it maybe.

So that's a 'No' to introducing restraints into our relationship?

[girlandherstaff]

Wait, is that you telling me you know if we're related or not? Come on, this is something she needs to know!

Considering what happened last time? NOT IF THERE IS NOT TENDER. And if they're related? HELL NO

[ragingstrife]

I'm saying we'd both feel it if we were.
[ Here's to hoping intuition isn't just a sibling thing. ]

Like the scavenger from Jakku understands tenderness. He bets your hands aren't even soft.

[girlandherstaff]

Well, I'd assume that, being Force sensitive, but what if... I can't remember anything from before being left on Jakku. What if the Force is being blocked because my memory is blocked?

[Intuition does seem to be very much a Force thing in general, because it was part intuition and part copying Kylo Ren that Rey managed to learn a few Jedi mind tricks]

Well, no, her hands aren't soft, but she had to work to survive. She can still understand being kind to people. And she's experienced a few nice things called hugs. She likes them

[ragingstrife]

And what if someone did this to you. [ He'll give you one giant guess as to who, Rey. ] Jakku, really? You think that was a coincidence? Ever heard of the Outer Rim planet Tatooine?

Hugs shmugs, his parent's used to do that. Didn't save their marriage.

[girlandherstaff]

... So I am related to you? Or, I'm not, but someone wants or needs me to think I am?

[SHE'S SO CONFUSED]

You wanna hit this? You give some tender.