tuesday texting.

[forfun]

the phone sex +
sexting meme

what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

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finn | star wars: tfa | ota | spoilers/voicetesting

[cuteboyfriend]

[girlandherstaff]

[[heeeeey finn. she's got a cute friend that is you, does that count?]]

[cuteboyfriend]

[ cute friends who get secret naptime kisses? that definitely counts! ]

[girlandherstaff]

[[cute friends who snuggle together as well. would you like to start us off?]]

[cuteboyfriend]

[ sorry about that, my notifs aren't showing. late-night text inccc---! ]

[cuteboyfriend]

Out of all the things I've seen, you know what keeps me up the most at night?

[girlandherstaff]

Um... I want to say the slaughter of innocents?

[And right from the off, Rey fails at this.]

[cuteboyfriend]

[ That's probably the obvious (and true) answer, but no. ]

Tentacles.

Slimy

Grabbing tentacles.

[girlandherstaff]

[She reads the text and there's a good few minutes that pass before she responds]

Finn... do... do I even need to ask the context for that? Because I'm a little worried too...

[cuteboyfriend]

[ He fires another text off just as soon as she's sent hers. ]

I thought it was all over, you know, there've been a couple of times when I was sure... But that time I was really sure. Really sure. No doubt it my mind that it was all over.

What kind of person buys at Rathtar?

[girlandherstaff]

Clearly someone who has a depraved mind. Are you okay?

[cuteboyfriend]

I'm fine. Just haunted nightly by the memory of being squeezed to within an inch of my life. Why are you awake?

[girlandherstaff]

I, um, I was working on the Falcon repairs so haven't actually been to bed yet...

[cuteboyfriend]

There are droids that get more sleep than you, Miss. Where do you get your energy from?

[girlandherstaff]

Apparently the Force? And don't start, I've had 3PO, and R2 in here, trying to get me to go to sleep

[cuteboyfriend]

I've been informed the Force doesn't work like that. Maybe you should listen to all that beeping?

[girlandherstaff]

The Force works in mysterious ways. I ignore the beeping unless it is telling me something actually useful. Because I am an adult and this is being an adult. Not sleeping. Did... I think I've got that right, anyway

[cuteboyfriend]

Until you nod off and short out the circuitry bay with your forehead. I can tell you from experience that no one's an adult in that scenario.

[girlandherstaff]

...Fine, I'll go to bed. Even though it's a long trek from here to there. And I'll be on my own. Because alone. Like always. Like on Jakku.

[cuteboyfriend]

It doesn't have to be like on Jakku.

[girlandherstaff]

Well, the lack of sand is already a huge improvement

[cuteboyfriend]

Add to that a lack of Crolutes and it's a veritable paradise.
And
You're not alone.

[girlandherstaff]

...Yeah. I'm not alone.

[cuteboyfriend]

There you go. And let me know if you need company for the walk back to your bunk, Miss. I might not be able to protect you from, you know... But I'm Sanitation certified, and if the head is still leaking, there's no one better to have at your side.

[girlandherstaff]

I could use someone to talk to who isn't just beeping at me? Not that R2 and BB-8 aren't great conversationalists.