forfun: (Default)
DO IT ALL FOR FUN. ([personal profile] forfun) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-29 09:55 pm

tuesday texting.







the phone sex +
sexting meme


what it says on the tin. leave a blank comment, include your preferences or a starter, it's all good. reply to others with a text, a dirty picture (please link all nsfw things!), misfires, misdials, drunk filthy voicemails, whatever your heart desires.

cuteboyfriend: (all i worship and adore)

finn | star wars: tfa | ota | spoilers/voicetesting

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-29 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)

girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
[[heeeeey finn. she's got a cute friend that is you, does that count?]]
cuteboyfriend: (on jupiter and mars)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ cute friends who get secret naptime kisses? that definitely counts! ]
girlandherstaff: (tears)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[[cute friends who snuggle together as well. would you like to start us off?]]
cuteboyfriend: (let me sing forever more)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ sorry about that, my notifs aren't showing. late-night text inccc---! ]
cuteboyfriend: (hold my hand)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
Out of all the things I've seen, you know what keeps me up the most at night?
girlandherstaff: (resignation)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
Um... I want to say the slaughter of innocents?

[And right from the off, Rey fails at this.]
cuteboyfriend: (let me sing forever more)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ That's probably the obvious (and true) answer, but no. ]

Tentacles.

Slimy

Grabbing tentacles.
girlandherstaff: (saddness)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:41 am (UTC)(link)
[She reads the text and there's a good few minutes that pass before she responds]

Finn... do... do I even need to ask the context for that? Because I'm a little worried too...
cuteboyfriend: (please be true)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ He fires another text off just as soon as she's sent hers. ]

I thought it was all over, you know, there've been a couple of times when I was sure... But that time I was really sure. Really sure. No doubt it my mind that it was all over.

What kind of person buys at Rathtar?
girlandherstaff: (tears)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
Clearly someone who has a depraved mind. Are you okay?
cuteboyfriend: (on jupiter and mars)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
I'm fine. Just haunted nightly by the memory of being squeezed to within an inch of my life. Why are you awake?
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
I, um, I was working on the Falcon repairs so haven't actually been to bed yet...
cuteboyfriend: (and let me play)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
There are droids that get more sleep than you, Miss. Where do you get your energy from?
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Apparently the Force? And don't start, I've had 3PO, and R2 in here, trying to get me to go to sleep
cuteboyfriend: (on jupiter and mars)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
I've been informed the Force doesn't work like that. Maybe you should listen to all that beeping?
girlandherstaff: (Default)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
The Force works in mysterious ways. I ignore the beeping unless it is telling me something actually useful. Because I am an adult and this is being an adult. Not sleeping. Did... I think I've got that right, anyway
cuteboyfriend: (among the stars)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
Until you nod off and short out the circuitry bay with your forehead. I can tell you from experience that no one's an adult in that scenario.
girlandherstaff: (resignation)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
...Fine, I'll go to bed. Even though it's a long trek from here to there. And I'll be on my own. Because alone. Like always. Like on Jakku.
cuteboyfriend: (and let me play)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
It doesn't have to be like on Jakku.
Edited 2015-12-30 02:44 (UTC)
girlandherstaff: (scavenger)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the lack of sand is already a huge improvement
cuteboyfriend: (and let me play)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
Add to that a lack of Crolutes and it's a veritable paradise.
And
You're not alone.
girlandherstaff: (wonder)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
...Yeah. I'm not alone.
cuteboyfriend: (on jupiter and mars)

[personal profile] cuteboyfriend 2015-12-30 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
There you go. And let me know if you need company for the walk back to your bunk, Miss. I might not be able to protect you from, you know... But I'm Sanitation certified, and if the head is still leaking, there's no one better to have at your side.
girlandherstaff: (looking)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-30 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
I could use someone to talk to who isn't just beeping at me? Not that R2 and BB-8 aren't great conversationalists.

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