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steinbeck y'all. ([personal profile] terriblyy) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-25 03:25 pm

tfln.



TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.
you know the deal.
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finn || star wars

[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-26 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
1.) Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??

2.) we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?

3.) I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.

4.) text him!
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Only if waffles and pillow forts are part of the deal.
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-26 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
guess there's only one way for you to figure out if it is
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[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-26 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well how good are these waffles?

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[personal profile] reygun 2015-12-26 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose you could be worse
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-26 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
did you expect worse?
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[personal profile] reygun 2015-12-26 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
no, but you do tend to keep me in my toes

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[personal profile] delver 2015-12-26 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-26 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
okay but
what if i also got you a gift
do you want to open that after or....?
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[personal profile] helluva 2015-12-26 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
Thought you'd never ask.
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-26 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
then you obviously don't know me well enough yet
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[personal profile] helluva 2015-12-26 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds dangerously like an invitation.

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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-26 09:45 am (UTC)(link)
To my quarters FN-2187, with a broom
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-27 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
with a broom?


sir?
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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-27 07:43 am (UTC)(link)
This is sanitation, is it not?

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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-26 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, technically it'd be more you and Poe are husbands, and I'm your (that's both of you) occasional girlfriend.
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-27 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
i don't know about occasional girlfriend
is there something more than that?
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[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-27 12:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I... don't actually know? If we take out the word occasional, does that make it work better?

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[personal profile] courageandtenacity 2015-12-27 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
You never were. [is this what happens when mom isn't looking after you anymore. STARS SHE IS SO DISAPPOINT.]
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-27 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
i could be

[ MOM NO DON'T LOOK AT HIM THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU ]

if i wanted to

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oh my god HOW DARE YOU

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[personal profile] hux 2015-12-27 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
You betrayed the First Order for pizza?

[so disappoint.]
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-27 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
have you ever had pizza?

[ a legitimate question ]

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[personal profile] xwinger 2015-12-27 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, Finn
I never thought I was straight
Maybe that one time when I was ten
But to my credit I thought she was a he
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[personal profile] troopered 2015-12-27 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
while an interesting story
that doesn't sound like an answer

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[personal profile] necessities 2015-12-29 11:19 pm (UTC)(link)
just to be clear

did the advance correction software replace one of those words or am i reading this correctly?

i'm ... certain you can guess which one.