tfln.

[terriblyy]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.you know the deal.

Comments

finn || star wars

[troopered]

1.) Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??

2.) we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?

3.) I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.

4.) text him!

2.)

[xwingpoetry]

Only if waffles and pillow forts are part of the deal.

[troopered]

guess there's only one way for you to figure out if it is

[xwingpoetry]

Huh. Well how good are these waffles?

3.

[reygun]

I suppose you could be worse

[troopered]

did you expect worse?

[reygun]

no, but you do tend to keep me in my toes

4

[delver]

I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.

[troopered]

okay but
what if i also got you a gift
do you want to open that after or....?

01.

[ex_helluva586]

Thought you'd never ask.

[troopered]

then you obviously don't know me well enough yet

[ex_helluva586]

Sounds dangerously like an invitation.

[ragingstrife]

To my quarters FN-2187, with a broom

[troopered]

with a broom?


sir?

[ragingstrife]

This is sanitation, is it not?

2

[girlandherstaff]

Well, technically it'd be more you and Poe are husbands, and I'm your (that's both of you) occasional girlfriend.

[troopered]

i don't know about occasional girlfriend
is there something more than that?

[girlandherstaff]

I... don't actually know? If we take out the word occasional, does that make it work better?

3

[courageandtenacity]

You never were. [is this what happens when mom isn't looking after you anymore. STARS SHE IS SO DISAPPOINT.]

[troopered]

i could be

[ MOM NO DON'T LOOK AT HIM THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU ]

if i wanted to

3

[hux]

You betrayed the First Order for pizza?

[so disappoint.]

[troopered]

have you ever had pizza?

[ a legitimate question ]

2

[xwinger]

Oh, Finn
I never thought I was straight
Maybe that one time when I was ten
But to my credit I thought she was a he

[troopered]

while an interesting story
that doesn't sound like an answer

1

[necessities]

just to be clear

did the advance correction software replace one of those words or am i reading this correctly?

i'm ... certain you can guess which one.