tfln.

[terriblyy]

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT.you know the deal.

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[darthvaderfanboy]

I can only hope.

[huxed]

Kylo, you are always an invaluable source of cheer and goodwill.

[darthvaderfanboy]

It's what I live for. I suggest just speeding up the process. A blaster to the temple would do you a lot of good.

[huxed]

I could say the same, but you know, I would so miss our little talks. And the opportunity to see what Snoke has to say about your recent antics.

[darthvaderfanboy]

This is true. You'd be replaced by someone I trusted even less and despised even more. Although maybe they wouldn't act like a schoolboy tattling on me for every little offense.

[huxed]

a declaration of affection? I'm simultaneously touched and offended.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Don't get used to it. The next one won't come till one of us is on their deathbed.

[huxed]

you believe that I would show affection to you if you were on your deathbed? Kylo Ren, the softhearted. I'm speechless.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Speechless? You? Today is a day worth remembering.

[huxed]

It's all right, Kylo, you're allowed to deflect from the fact that you are actually a fluffy ewok at heart.

[darthvaderfanboy]

That metaphor is actually very apt, considering Ewoks tend to EAT the people they capture.

[huxed]

charming.

so now you're cannibalistic as well as grumpy? the pros of having you around just keep on increasing.

[darthvaderfanboy]

I have my uses. Can't say the same thing about you.

[huxed]

you forget about that small situation on starkiller base so quickly. selective recall, Ren?

[darthvaderfanboy]

When it comes to you? Always.

[huxed]

someone's feeling frank this evening.

[darthvaderfanboy]

Why sugarcoat the truth?