Shag, Marry, Cliff

[movingonup]

Shag, Marry, Cliff
The Meme

Shag, Marry, Cliff (known alternatively as: Fuck, Marry, Kill, among other names) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd screw (or shag or fuck, whatever), marry, and throw off a cliff (or punch or kill, whatever). It can continue on or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Reply (ICly) to others with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would shag, who you would marry and who you would kill/cliff.
4) Enjoy the resulting interaction!

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Comments

jessica jones.

[underachievement]

[kiljoy]

Me, your dear adoptive mother, and the delightful Officer Simpson.

[He should definitely at least get a shag out of this, right? Given those options.]

[underachievement]

Kill you, fuck Simpson, leave mom at the altar. Then kill you again.

[kiljoy]

[Ouch. Callous to all three there, isn't she.]

You can't kill me twice.

[underachievement]

[ y'aint the lesser of any evils, kevster ]

Won't know until we try.

[kiljoy]

[Eesh, so prickly.]

All right, why don't you do me now. Three names, yeah?

[underachievement]

Please. Who wouldn't you kill? [ puts her hand up to silence the inevitable "i never killed anybody" bs ] Compel to kill, whatever.

[kiljoy]

I wouldn't kill you. [Pause.] Try me. You might be surprised.

[underachievement]

You think I give a shit? I don't want to know who's at the top of your to-rape list.

[kiljoy]

[Is she still on about that, after he explained the situation to her? Kilgrave looks indignant.]

That is both ridiculous and unfair. It's a game, don't take it so seriously.

[underachievement]

Everything is a game to you. You don't know the goddamn difference.

[kiljoy]

[He rolls his eyes. Fine.]

All right, well if you won't play, I guess that makes it my turn again.

Patsy, Hogarth and Hope. Who would you go gay for?

[underachievement]

"Go gay"? What is this, high school? If that was really a thing, I'd be gay, trust me. You're that bad.

[kiljoy]

[Isn't that what the kids say? No?]

Become a dyke then, whatever. Go on, choose. Patsy, Hogarth and Hope.

[Just gonna blithely ignore the insult to him...]

[underachievement]

I'm choosing to pass. Game over, man.

[kiljoy]

Spoilsport.

[underachievement]

Loser.

[kiljoy]

Now you're just being childish.

[underachievement]

No. [ middle finger salute ] Now I'm being childish. But keep talking if you want to turn this "game" into reality. No cliffs around. Could just see how high I can toss you.

[kiljoy]

[Haha.] That isn't funny. Lighten up, Jessica! Just once, try putting aside this silly grudge. We could get along, you know.