movingonup: (Default)
movingonup ([personal profile] movingonup) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-12-22 09:47 pm

Shag, Marry, Cliff

Shag, Marry, Cliff
The Meme


Shag, Marry, Cliff (known alternatively as: Fuck, Marry, Kill, among other names) is a sort of party or road-trip game. One person gives three names, and the next person says which of the three they'd screw (or shag or fuck, whatever), marry, and throw off a cliff (or punch or kill, whatever). It can continue on or the "players" can sit and discuss their terrible life choices.

How to play
1) Comment with your character.
2) Reply (ICly) to others with three names to choose from.
3) Say who you would shag, who you would marry and who you would kill/cliff.
4) Enjoy the resulting interaction!

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girlandherstaff: (Default)

Rey | Star Wars

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-22 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Finn, me, and Kylo Ren.

[He looks so pleased with himself. But he also really hopes you don't want to kill him or Finn, just sayin'.]
girlandherstaff: (wonder)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-22 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, it's obvious I'm cliffing Kylo Ren. I... don't know about the other two. I don't think Finn knows what the other two even are.
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Rey.

[Come on.]

I'm pretty sure Finn knows what shagging is.
girlandherstaff: (resignation)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-22 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[She raises an eyebrow]

You think they teach that at stromtrooper academy?
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I think they probably learned about it outside of the academy.

The kid isn't that sheltered.

Know what else I think? You're stalling.
girlandherstaff: (wonder)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-22 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dammit]

I am not stalling! This is a legitimate question. Finn just kept grabbing my hand the first time we met, the whole idea of him knowing what shagging is somehow seems... weirdly wrong? It'd be like if BB-8 sprouted legs.
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 11:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's just laughing in amusement now. Sorry, Rey.]

Okay, alright. But trust me, there are some things you don't have to learn all about. I'm pretty sure he'd catch on quick.
girlandherstaff: (looking)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-22 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
He might not!

[She wouldn't]
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He'd figure it out. I'm sure you could help him with all the bits and pieces.

[Totally teasing her now.]
girlandherstaff: (weapon)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-22 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Please don't blush, please don't blush]

Who said I was choosing either of you?!
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Cue dramatic gasp here. He's having way too much fun with this.]

Surely you're not saying you and Ren...?
girlandherstaff: (resignation)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-22 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No!?

[She actually looks shocked]
xwingpoetry: (Default)

[personal profile] xwingpoetry 2015-12-22 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Then you have to choose one of us!

That's how you play the game. It's supposed to be fun.

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[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-23 10:41 am (UTC)(link)
This one's for both of you. Two birds, one stone.

Your ships, your droids, and Uncle Chewie.
girlandherstaff: (anger)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-23 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
... Nothing is happening to any of them.
ragingstrife: (in shadows)

[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-23 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
That's not how you play the game.
girlandherstaff: (amazement)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-23 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
It's how I play the game.
ragingstrife: (AU 0)

[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-23 11:38 am (UTC)(link)
Out when the going gets tough? Or does this line of questioning make you uncomfortable?
girlandherstaff: (fear)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-23 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
It makes me wonder what you have planned for our ships, droids, and Chewbacca.
ragingstrife: (saberless)

[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-23 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Between the fur ball's vendetta and the piece of wampa shit I assume you're both still flying, I see no need for planning. That being said, I'm still waiting for your answers.
girlandherstaff: (weapon)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-23 11:54 am (UTC)(link)
Of course Chewbacca's angry at you and the Falcon is a classic and flies beautifully. She's not a piece of wampa shit!
ragingstrife: (Default)

[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-23 11:55 am (UTC)(link)
Still waiting...
girlandherstaff: (anger)

[personal profile] girlandherstaff 2015-12-23 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Still not answering.
ragingstrife: (unmasked)

[personal profile] ragingstrife 2015-12-23 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Sure you don't mean to kill the droid, shag me and marry the Millennium Falcon.

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Yuuuussssssssss

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:)))

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it's been fun ^^

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/o/

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