The Text Meme

[memes4all]

That's it. Just text.

We have the TFLN, the misfired texts and the sexting, but what about just texts?

You want to text that person, for whatever reason. Because you need to ask something, because you forgot to tell them something, because you miss them. Because you are in danger, because you need to know where they are or simply because you want to share this fact or story that's hilarious and can't wait another minute to be shared.

Serious, romantic, scary, funny, you pick the reason. Just text!


The Rules:

1; Comment with your character's name and series on the subject line.

2; Other characters will reply to yours by sending them a text.

3; It can be anything, you decide! Group texts are also possible!

4; Profit!

Comments

lucius malfoy { au } | harry potter series

[bloodpure]

[reliablelies]

I was trying to come up with a few good wizard jokes. Do you know any?

[bloodpure]

Most of the 'good' wizard jokes I know would require knowledge and understanding Muggles do not possess.

[reliablelies]

Then why don't you 'spell' it out for me.

[bloodpure]

[Dude did you just.]

Was that supposed to be a pun?

[reliablelies]

[Yeep.]

It was bad, wasn't it? You should punish my most pungent of pungled punditry, for punitive measures must be punched out punctually.

i am laughing so hard rn jsyk

[bloodpure]

And you're supposed to be some sort of god of mischief. I think you should resign the title for that bit of tomfoolery alone.

:'D

[reliablelies]

Why, doesn't somebody have a broomstick shoved up their arse.

[bloodpure]

There are far worse places to get a broomstick shoved, I've no idea why that remark is so typical. So uncreative.

What's the maximum number of house-elves permitted to rescue a Squib from a Veela?

[reliablelies]

Is that so? I suppose I'm not surprised that the expression is widely used.

Uhm. Oh. I need a wizard dictionary.

[bloodpure]

You see now, what did I tell you? The response, by the by, is: As many as you like, as there will no doubt be no clothing left involved by then.

[Congratulations, Lucius, that 'joke' was not only nonsensical but vaguely offensive.]

[reliablelies]

Ha! I don't understand, but I think I like it.

[Nonetheless, it was dirty, which was generally a good thing.]

Perhaps you do have a sense of humor somewhere in there.

[bloodpure]

Now, now. There's no need to flatter me.

[reliablelies]

Perhaps I'd like to flatter you. If I do, you might send me pictures of your magic wand.

[bloodpure]

That is almost as trite and predictable as your previous remark about broomsticks.

[reliablelies]

Perhaps once I get my hands on that wizard dictionary I will be able to increase my creativity. Sorcery on Asgard is quite different, you see.

[bloodpure]

I had a feeling. That always does seem to be the case.

[reliablelies]

I would really love to get into that secret tavern of yours...

[bloodpure]

Nice try. Even I'm not going to flaunt the Statute of Secrecy that openly.

[reliablelies]

It's only a matter of time. I will find my way in somehow.

[bloodpure]

Well let me know when you do. It should be an interesting day.

[reliablelies]

why? So you can send the wizard police after me? I don't think so.

[bloodpure]

The 'wizard police'. Honestly. You really have no sense for the terminology at all, do you?

[reliablelies]

No, I really don't. Can I download a wizard dictionary online?

[bloodpure]

I rather doubt that. The only 'wireless network' the wizarding world has is the radio.