bakerstreet | Baby meme

Ah spring. The time for flowers, grass, baby animals, and babies. Yes, with the end of winter comes new creatures including babies.

GUESS WHO JUST GOT ONE.

You and your partner have a baby. Suddenly. Out of the blue. What does it look like? What does it's future look like? You can either plan out this hellspawn hellion child or you can hit the RNG below for things you can do with your new bundle of joy.

IN SUMMARY
1. YOU HAVE A BABY CONGRATS.
2. Figure out where/how you got it what it looks like and some basic traits.
3. Either take it away with you ...
4. ... Or hit the RNG below.

1. BABY I ADORE YOU You've got the little critter home and are adjusting to the schedule of a newborn creature. Basically ... you're living on it's schedule. Good luck.

2. TOYS! Are you spoiling the kid? Is the kid spoiling you? Babies need to be played with. It's like the sims. Otherwise they're not interesting like at all.

3. FOOD AND DRINK Just like with pets, houseplants, and cars - babies need to be fed and taken care of. enjoy the perils of something that doesn't particularly have a lot of control over itself yet.

4. THE GREAT WIDE WORLD Take the baby outside! Introduce it to others! Show it grass! flowers! taunt it with things it cannot do yet! (That's right kiddo, one day you will be able to walk BUT FOR NOW...)

5. GROWING UP IS HARD TO DO Toddler/Child/Teenager option. It's not a baby anymore it's another person that owes you it's life. Granted most of us don't realize we owe our parents that much until we're out of the nest. What did it do? Take the car? Smear paint on the walls? eat a pan full of half baked brownies?

What's that? Looking for something a little more serious? These are more to your liking then.

6. HEIR TO DESTINY IF WE CAN GET YOU THERE. Congratulations your child is the heir to incredible skill, a fortune, a family curse, or something else entirely. Holding it in your arms you are confronted with the possibility it might be a hard road to get this child to their birth right. Are you prepared to do what it takes?

7. YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A - Deal with disappointment. Procreation is a hard business. You were hoping for a [INSERT GOAL HERE] but it's a [INSERT BABY HERE]. How do you cope?

8. BABY ON THE RUN You gave birth in hiding and secret, you're running FROM someone. How do you cope with the challenges of a child while living in hiding? Is this child an heir to Destiny?

9. ROSEMARY'S BABY This baby is not yours. It was put there by an entity or by someone else - this child's very presence however will change everything in your universe. How does it feel to have roving bands of cults worshiping it?

10. WILDCARD Take your new baby and do what you will with it. Just remember it's a child and a baby. Don't eat it or hurt it for the sake of the meme (because the meme maker was unsure if a content warning would be needed.)

Baby meme

Natsumi Hikari - Kamen Rider Decade - OTA