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Max Caulfield | Life is Strange

[dramaquing]

1. All I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST!" being yelled repeatedly.

2. I just wanted to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.

3. I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

4. Text her?

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[papiliocaeruleo]

and all i wanna hear in return is 'chloe yes'

[dramaquing]

Chloe no.
I'm already allucinated enough in the morning, no need to add to that.

[papiliocaeruleo]

you are such a buzzkill
but fine what DO you want for breakfast i promise not to lace it with anything icky just for you

[dramaquing]

You know you find it secretly endearing. ;)
And NOW I'm always going to suspect you did just that.
But I'm famished so... eggs and bacon?

[papiliocaeruleo]

about as endearing as your emojis
hey man scouts honor i said i wouldn't so i won't
bird embryos and pig flesh coming right up!

[dramaquing]

<3
Fine, I believe you. But if I start eating paper in class...*Suspence!*
Are you trying to turn me into a vegan? Because... nothing, bacon's too good.

[papiliocaeruleo]

i will accept the heart
that would be amusing as all fuck but i'll pass on the desire to watch you turn in to maxine the goat girl
no way bacon is the best i'd give up smokin before i'd ever give up the joys of bacon
even if wake and bake with actual bacon is like the most heavenly experience ever
i'd say try it sometime but i don't wanna damage your super hero reputation

[dramaquing]

<3 <3 <3
Even in that case, I would still be just "Max" the goat girl.
I'm glad to see you have your priorities straight.
I already smoke passively through you, that counts for something, right? Besides, I'm sure I would make a messy pot smoker...

[papiliocaeruleo]

my priorities are the best okok
lol omg seriously? would you get like super munchies and just eat everything in sight or what?

[dramaquing]

Idk. It's just a feeling I have. Like, I would be the unfun, paranoid smoker worrying about being abducted by aliens or getting caught by the fbi. I mean, I can barely keep my cool when sober...

[papiliocaeruleo]

oh man you'd be one of those people that got wasted on barely a bowl, wouldn't you? right, i'll remember that then. i guess we should stick to booze when partying huh

[dramaquing]

A bowl wouldn't normally be enough to get high?
But maybe I can try a little something... I'm ready to be corrupted.
A little bit.

[papiliocaeruleo]

ohmygosh is this really happening

is the squeaky clean max finally letting me corrupt her?!

[dramaquing]

Somehow I'm already regretting this.

Just a little (little!) bit.
After all, you might need a designated driver.

;)

[papiliocaeruleo]

there are places we could go that wouldnt need that

i mean

if you're really serious about it

[dramaquing]

I am!

But... well... let's take it slow.

[papiliocaeruleo]

omg i'm so happy i could emoji

[dramaquing]

Don't make me regret this!

[papiliocaeruleo]

fine fine, i'll bring it back a little

but i'm still excited super max you don't evne know

[dramaquing]

Oh, your text are giving me an idea, it's kind of cute. ;)

Until I remember what all of this is about.

[papiliocaeruleo]

wow no the last thing i am is cute

you're gonna regret saying that

[dramaquing]

I didn't say that you're cute, I said that your excitement over my corruption is cute. Totally not the same thing!

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[ecclesial]

me too. not how i wanted to wake up.

[dramaquing]

I guess that's what we get for being in boarding school...
But I've got to say, it's still better than my dad's whistling.