The Text Meme

[memes4all]

That's it. Just text.

We have the TFLN, the misfired texts and the sexting, but what about just texts?

You want to text that person, for whatever reason. Because you need to ask something, because you forgot to tell them something, because you miss them. Because you are in danger, because you need to know where they are or simply because you want to share this fact or story that's hilarious and can't wait another minute to be shared.

Serious, romantic, scary, funny, you pick the reason. Just text!


The Rules:

1; Comment with your character's name and series on the subject line.

2; Other characters will reply to yours by sending them a text.

3; It can be anything, you decide! Group texts are also possible!

4; Profit!

Comments

[compile]

Why is modern science so limiting.

[rudys]

couldn't possibly even attempt to consider to dream to make a non-educated guess
what hijinks are u gettin up to
splittin the atom or what

[compile]

Do you want me to be completely honest?

[rudys]

absolutely
unless u have killed a man
then i definitely do not need to know shit and i will happily sit here and stew in my wellearned ignorance
probably a good idea if u HAVE killed someone to make something up otherwise i'll just
well i'll assume won't i

[compile]

I haven't killed anyone, no. It's rarely in my department.

... And even if I did, I couldn't tell you.

I'm working on a real hoverboard.

1/3

[rudys]

when did u get in 2 comedy

2/3

[rudys]

( wait. )

3/3

[rudys]

u serious
u are arent u
well BUGGER ME WITH A SHARPENED BROOM HANDLE

1/2

[compile]

There are better things to do that with

2/2

[compile]

But yes. I am completely serious. I don't think I will have the funding or advancement to finish.

I am, however, very close.

[rudys]

( he's making an executive decision to stare meaningfully at that first message and then move swiftly on. )

who wouldnt fund a hoverboard??? fun for all the family innit
you could make a mint off it an all
who the hell does your budget, the pleasure police?? the cheer coppers? the frivolity fuzz??

i can and will go on

[compile]

I know. It's your most admirable talent.

[ #notsarcasm ]

Actually, we're funded by the playtime politicians.

[rudys]

one of many

( also #notsarcasm )

what are they spending their money on instead of this obviously vital innovation

[compile]

Care to demonstrate?

Gilded toilet plungers?

q do yourself a favour and delete rudy from your contacts

[rudys]

maybe when im not on the shitter
could use a gilded toilet plunger actually

[compile]

Very charming. Too much dairy?

[rudys]

well actually

( belatedly, he figures Q probably doesn't actually want to know the answer to that question. )

i skateboarded once as a child dyou reckon id be good with a hoverboard

[compile]

[ He wouldn't have minded, but he does appreciate the thought. ]

I'm terrible with sports so between the two of us, we might have something.

How many cuts and bruises did you end up with?

[rudys]

ohhhh you dont want to know
bruises where bruises don't ought to be

[compile]

Oh I think I do.

[rudys]

let's just say
there were a lot on me arse

( usually when you preface something with let's just say it's supposed to be euphemistic, but this is rudy. )

[compile]

... That is honestly impressive, Rudy.

[rudys]

( ...is it? )

im aware
yr in the presence of a highly skilled individual

[compile]

Technically, no, but I would like to be.

[rudys]

youre a right flatterer you are
consider me flattered