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kickin' incredibly dope shit. ([personal profile] ex_dopest445) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-06-19 11:29 pm

lots of love, my butt

(ANOTHER) LOVE MEME
Another love meme with multiple options to choose from.
 

❧ Post -- name, series, and preferences go in the subject!
❧ Go to RNG and roll 1-5 for a scenario type, then 1-10 for a scene.
❧ ???
❧ Profit!!!

scene type.
1. sweet
2. fiery
3. frosty
4. doomed
5. sex


sweet.
1. appreciation → show appreciation for your lover! With words, a look, or whatever your choice way to display affection is!
2. cuddling → nothing wrong with a day of cuddling...
3. vacation → you're on a vacation! Wherever you want to be. Road trip, amusement park, Grand Canyon, etc.
4. family → you're visiting family! Maybe they find out about your relationship, maybe they already know, or however you want to play it out! Maybe you've got news you're starting a family by getting pregnant, adopting, or even getting a new pet.
5. acceptance → someone who disapproved of your relationship before suddenly approves. How's that feel to you and your lover?
6. surprise → you've planned a surprise! What is it?
7. date → first date, second date, hundredth date, etc. What are you doing for it?
8. candy → nothing like sharing candy or sweets with someone you love, right?
9. reunited → it's been awhile since you've seen each other and nothing can ruin this moment.
10. wildcard → your choice, combine, or make something up!

fiery.
1. passionate → your love is heated and passionate.You've never wanted your lover's company quite like this before.
2. drawn together → no matter how you try to not need or be around each other, you're always drawn together.
3. make up → you've been fighting and now it's time to actually make peace.
4. stand tall → people oppose you or your relationship, but as long as you've got each other, you can deal.
5. in control → you're in control here and you need to remind your lover of that.
6. desperate → you're desperate for your lover's company.
7. jealousy → you're worried your lover isn't being faithful to you or is spending too much time with someone else. How do you deal? Or maybe they're just better than you in everyway and you know they'll realize it eventually.
8. keep up → sometimes you or your lover don't think you can keep up with the other and you're kind of worried. Or maybe you want to prove you.
9. mark up → you've got a desire to mark your lover through hickeys, jewelry, or tattoos. You want everyone to know they're taken.
10. wildcard → your choice, combine, or make something up!

frosty.
1. uncommitted → you're not actually in a relationship. You just use each other. Or that's how one of you is starting to feel anyway.
2. last choice → You or your lover is an absolute last choice and you can't even pretend they're not.
3. anonymous → you don't know each other, you just meet up for anonymous hook ups. Maybe one isn't satisfied with that anymore.
4. fight → you're in a fighting mood.
5. cheating → you're cheating on your lovers with each other, either for love or for vengeance, or whatever else you can think of.
6. unloved → you really hate the person you're with, but you can use them in some useful way so you stick it out.
7. doubts → you're doubting yourself, your relationship, everything.
8. brush off → you or your lover is consistently brushing off your love or advances for some reason. What's the deal?
9. silent treatment → you're so mad, you can't even be around or talk to the other person.
10. wildcard → your choice, combine, or make something up!

doomed.
1. forced → you or your lover is forcing the other to stay with them, manipulating them and threatening them to stay.
2. blackmailed → neither of you want to be together, but someone has you by the short hairs, so you just have to buck up.
3. cheated → you or your lover has cheated on the other. Was it a one time thing, a mistake, or is it because they fell in love? Maybe they were just angry or petty.
4. hate → you're both downright hated and hunted for being together, ridiculed and outcast.
5. break up → it's time to break it off, whether you want to or not.
6. porno → your relationship has been a secret until some random photos or videos of you and your lover show up in the mail. Are they trying to scare you? Is it a threat?
7. lies → your relationship is built on absolute lies.
8. betrayal → you've betrayed each other in some horrible way and it's time to fess up.
9. no trust → you or your lover don't trust each other due for some reason. Can a relationship survive this?
10. wildcard → your choice, combine, or make something up!

sex.
1. rough → you want it rough and hard tonight. Bites, scratches, bruises, etc.
2. toys → you want to try some props tonight... toys or fuzzy handcuffs.
3. first time → it's your first time together or first time entirely.
4. bondage → more extreme. You're tied up, used, forced to orgasm, whatever.
5. make up → make up sex is the best sex.
6. extreme → extreme like blood play or fisting.
7. threesome/moresome → you're confident enough in your relationship to share on occasion, if you're both there. Either invite another player in or include an NPC.
8. public → you're feeling a little wild so why not a blowjob under the tablecloth in a restaurant or sex in the car?
9. interrupted → oh yes, oh yes, oh--who the hell is that watching us?!
10. wildcard → your choice, combine, or make something up!


stolen from here
botmaster: (so cool)

Dirk Strider | Homestuck

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-20 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
oceanbreasts: (cause we're pussy sailin')

1-6

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-06-20 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
[ This? This is basically going to be the best surprise that anyone could ever give the elusive Strider in his entire life. It's taken years of work to get this to go right, so much trial and error (terribly messy trial and error).

But, quite frankly, transportalizing herself to Dirk's private island is basically the best surprise ever.

Well. As long as he doesn't come charging out of the door with sword a-blazin' and try to cut her down after she knocks very solidly on the door on his roof.

...You know on second thought maybe she should have told him she was showing up ahead of time. ]
botmaster: (oh shit)

skjdhfslkdjfhlkjdf love. <3

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-20 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
[It is supposed to be a normal day - one would expect normal when they live by themselves in the middle of a fucking ocean thousands of miles from the only other member of their species. Normal should happen quite often. In fact, for Dirk, normally happened every fucking day.

But that? That sound he's just heard? Is not normal. And it's not some of his seagulls either, because he's memorized those sounds. Their squawks and movements and even the sounds they make when they kick the bucket and land on his rooftop.

That is a knock, coming from the other side of his door. There is a brief moment when Dirk goes over his options: he can ignore it, he can attack it, or he can go and investigate.

And when he opens the door, all possible plans for normal are totally thrown off the side of his apartment and into the ocean to hopefully be consumed by the seabeasts that dwell in the underwater cities.]


R-Roxy?

[Because even cool guys can get caught off-guard, and as far as he was aware, the transportalization technology had not reached a point that this, standing right in front of him, was physically possible.

Not that he isn't excited out of his very britches. The shock just needs to wear off first.]
oceanbreasts: (Default)

ehehehe :>

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-06-20 06:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ YES! Score one for Rolal, she totally just surprised the ever loving hell out of one Mr. Dirk Strider. That is going down in the history books. Better believe it.

Roxy throws her hands in the air and strikes a pose with a wide grin. ]


Surprise! One Roxy Lalonde, special delivery.

[ And then she stands there for a little while, sort of expectantly, before pouting. ]

You gonna give me a hug or what?
botmaster: (unimpressed)

:3333333333333

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, if there was ever any doubt - and AR reminds him quickly that there never was any doubt because he had scanned and crosschecked that this was indeed Roxy the moment Dirk had opened the door - the pose definitely did it.

Roxy was most definitely standing right in front of him. On his roof. There.]


How the ever loving flying fuck did you get here?

[It's not supposed to sound mean, but Dirk can never really be sure seeing as he doesn't do much talking to, you know, other humans. He's the one to program Sawtooth and Squarwave, so they respond to whatever his speech patterns may be. But he's just...surprised.

Yeah, Rox, you're gonna have to initiate this hug.]
oceanbreasts: (cause I'm bloody fucking nuts)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-06-21 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Yeah she's sort of starting to see that.

Dirk you big ol' fuddy-duddy. ]


You're not the only super genius 'round here y'know.

[ Well okay technically he kind of was as he was the only person around here ever but now she was also here which means no longer the only one.

Yes. Logic'd.

And since the hugs seem to not be forthcoming, Roxy launches herself forward to wrap her arms around him instead. ]


Be happy!
botmaster: (yeah i'm awesome)

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-21 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
That's not what I was asking. I want to know how you di-

[Welp, there's that...hug. It's got to be a sort of instinct thing that he ends up wrapping his arms back around her too because he's never given or recieved a hug before this very moment.

And now he's standing here, with Roxy, hugging. And...wow. You know. This whole hugging this isn't that bad.]


What are you talking about? I'm estatic. Jumping with joy, clicking my heels, berries and cream excited.

[And maybe he does smile a bit. Just a bit. Maybe.]

You are going to tell me how you got yourself here in one piece. Sooner or later.
oceanbreasts: (talkin bout doing things we'll regret)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-06-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[ She knows what you were asking. She chooses not to answer.

And oh gosh he's so solid and warm and it's been so long. Roxy just sort of... takes this moment to soak the hug in, her face buried against Dirk's chest.

That's the spirit, Dirk.

It takes a while, but she eventually pulls back enough to look up at him and peer directly at his glasses. ]


And hello to you, too. You're even easier on the eyes than I thought.

[ Yes she's saying hi to the glasses. ]
botmaster: (sigh)

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-21 04:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Dirk would actually be quite chill with, you know, sitting there for a bit longer. It's not like he has anywhere to be, and AR's got Jake and Jane occupied if they decide to get online.

And he's just a little confused when Roxy pulls away and looks directly into his eyes and...

Oh. Right. Glasses.

Dirk rolls his eyes and ignores AR's immediate response of "I'd say the same thing if I had any actual eyes but seeing as I'm just a translucent computer device-" and lets his arms drop completely.]


Do you want to come inside or would you rather sit out here and tan?
oceanbreasts: (WOAH. WOAH. *WOAH*.)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-06-21 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[ Aw guess that means the hug's over.

Roxy drops her arms eventually and steps back, lifting her hands up to rest them behind her head. She turns to look over her shoulder and hums very thoughtfully. ]


As nice as it is t'see an ocean that goes on for pretty much forever, I wanna see inside.

[ Yes yes show her where you live please. ]
botmaster: (you said what)

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-21 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe there can be more hugs. Later. Dirk would definitely not turn down more hugs. He almost...it's crazy, and irrational, but he almost wants to grab her hand. After being alone for so long, the touch would be nice, but completely uncalled for and no, Dirk, stop thinking about that.

Stop being such a girl.

Dirk ignores AR's comment and steps back inside the door, off to the side so that Roxy can come in.]
The ocean will still be there if you want to come back out. Trust me.

[And now it's back to the main hallway, past the kitchen and other rooms, to basically the only place in the apartment that's really lived in: his bedroom.

Hope you like smuppets and horses, Roxy. Because there are a lot of them. Everywhere. Oh, and of course Squarewave, already wanting a rap battle from the corner.]


Home sweet home, or however that saying goes.
oceanbreasts: (now let's copy poker face like)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-06-21 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ It's actually okay, Dirk, because as soon as she steps inside she has her arms wrapped around yours and is walking along, oo'ing and ah'ing and completely inappropriate moments. So that's where you spend half your day getting your ablution on!

She drops her hold when they step into the bedroom and she moves in further, scrutinizing everything so terribly closely (by which I mean she just sort of glances briefly). ]


So this is the inner chamber. Ooooo...

[ She leans down to pick up one of the smuppets and give its nose a little squeeze. ]
botmaster: (whatever)

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-21 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Yes good. Good job, Roxy. Dirk's just going to roll his eyes at all the inappropriate noises and continue on, being completely nonchalant and cool when she walks into his room that he maybe should have cleaned.

Not that he knew she was coming. Responsibility no longer falls on him.

He walks passed her on into the room, taking a seat on his office chair and spinning it around to face her, hands motioning to the rest of the room.]


It's where the magic happens, if that's what you mean.
oceanbreasts: (I don't care who I piss off)

[personal profile] oceanbreasts 2012-06-21 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
[ Check it out, Dirk.

Chick in your room.

Better throw a sock on the doorknob.

Roxy wanders her way over to the bed and promptly flops down on to it, resting the smuppet in her lap as she grins at him. ]


All of the magic?

[ Cue exaggerated eyebrow waggle. ]
botmaster: (pic#2193238)

[personal profile] botmaster 2012-06-22 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh how he would. If there was, you know, anyone to warn. Except maybe Sawtooth, can't have older-bro-robot walking in on them, can we? Of course not.

Dirk leans back in the chair like one badass mofo, folding his hands in his lap.]


All of the magic.

[It's a god damn vegas magic show up in this room. Every day all day. Lions, fireworks, the whole nine yards.]