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[personal profile] baths 2015-10-02 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
1. i say this out of love and friendship: eat ice cream, not the d.

2. maybe that's why i'm perpetually single... i can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.

3. i'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum.

4. text her!
Edited 2015-10-02 18:37 (UTC)
sosilly: (😄)


[personal profile] sosilly 2015-10-02 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
just one of my many charms.
baths: (i know you're alive)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
riiiight. "charms"
sosilly: (😅)

[personal profile] sosilly 2015-10-03 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
weird. that sounded sarcastic to me.
baths: (and sweat cold tenfold)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
it's a talent, i'll admit it. a weird one.
idk if i'd call it "charming," is all.
sosilly: (😪)

[personal profile] sosilly 2015-10-03 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
i'll admit, it's not a talent that's likely to get me any screen time. or cash. or girls. not even boys would be into that.
baths: (threw me into the fire)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
[ speaking of girls... ]

what's ashley's take on it?
sosilly: (😥)

[personal profile] sosilly 2015-10-03 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ Come on, Sam, you really gotta go there? ]

undetermined. it's not actually on my "things to boast about" list.
baths: (and move quick)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
[ hey, her nudges are only a little more subtle than josh's! ]

oh so i was just lucky enough to witness it in person, then.
sosilly: (😊)

[personal profile] sosilly 2015-10-03 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ Entirely true. Josh is tireless. ]

yep. you're one special lady. i'm glad you feel so honored.
baths: (my body's full enough)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, real honored you made it to the toilet.
sosilly: (😶)

[personal profile] sosilly 2015-10-03 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
i'm guessing you probably had something to do with that stroke of luck cause, let's face it, i'm not THAT coordinated.

i think you're the mom friend, sammy.
baths: (what you know without knowing)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-04 08:26 am (UTC)(link)
idk how i feel about this title.

also, am i seriously the first friend to ever help you to a bathroom?
sosilly: (😊)

[personal profile] sosilly 2015-10-04 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
be proud, sam, be proud.

and uh yeah, i think so. josh is usually more wasted than i am, so he's off the table. and ash has that thing about puke.
justjoshingya: (thriller night)


[personal profile] justjoshingya 2015-10-02 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
you sat down with me and helped me write my will last night. you were THAT convinced that i wasn't waking up.
baths: (got me spun around)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
and here you are, alive and texting me. looks like i got through to you after all!
justjoshingya: (in the dark)

[personal profile] justjoshingya 2015-10-03 01:52 am (UTC)(link)
conscious and done throwing up!
if youre expecting me to say "im never doin that again" though you got the wrong number
baths: (after me)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
yeah, no. that'd be two miracles in a 24 hour period.

are you getting water down, at least?
justjoshingya: (under the moonlight)

[personal profile] justjoshingya 2015-10-03 02:45 am (UTC)(link)
youre not my real mom!!

but girl seriously like it's the first time ive been this wasted
and also no
baths: (and sweat cold tenfold)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
sooo... me bringing over a veggie smoothie is probably a bad idea right now?
justjoshingya: (thriller night)

[personal profile] justjoshingya 2015-10-03 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
you might be the only one i trust not to take a picture of me r/n
baths: (god damn you're alive)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
do you really look that bad??
justjoshingya: (right between the eyes)

[personal profile] justjoshingya 2015-10-03 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
pretty bad??
i take back what i said about the water though apparently thats staying down now
beastmasters: (♞ my brain says rage)


[personal profile] beastmasters 2015-10-03 03:26 am (UTC)(link)
You are kind of a bad ass...but I feel like I'm being seriously underestimated here.
baths: (or down the ocean)

[personal profile] baths 2015-10-03 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
you're an exception to this for a lot of reasons.
#1 being that i really don't want a dickpic.