texts from friday afternoon

[ldfsh]

go do it.

Comments

sam | until dawn

[baths]

1. i say this out of love and friendship: eat ice cream, not the d.

2. maybe that's why i'm perpetually single... i can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.

3. i'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum.

4. text her!

3!

[sosilly]

just one of my many charms.

[baths]

riiiight. "charms"

[sosilly]

weird. that sounded sarcastic to me.

[baths]

it's a talent, i'll admit it. a weird one.
idk if i'd call it "charming," is all.

[sosilly]

i'll admit, it's not a talent that's likely to get me any screen time. or cash. or girls. not even boys would be into that.

[baths]

[ speaking of girls... ]

what's ashley's take on it?

[sosilly]

[ Come on, Sam, you really gotta go there? ]

undetermined. it's not actually on my "things to boast about" list.

[baths]

[ hey, her nudges are only a little more subtle than josh's! ]

oh so i was just lucky enough to witness it in person, then.

[sosilly]

[ Entirely true. Josh is tireless. ]

yep. you're one special lady. i'm glad you feel so honored.

[baths]

yeah, real honored you made it to the toilet.

[sosilly]

i'm guessing you probably had something to do with that stroke of luck cause, let's face it, i'm not THAT coordinated.

i think you're the mom friend, sammy.

[baths]

idk how i feel about this title.

also, am i seriously the first friend to ever help you to a bathroom?

[sosilly]

be proud, sam, be proud.

and uh yeah, i think so. josh is usually more wasted than i am, so he's off the table. and ash has that thing about puke.

4

[justjoshingya]

you sat down with me and helped me write my will last night. you were THAT convinced that i wasn't waking up.

[baths]

and here you are, alive and texting me. looks like i got through to you after all!

[justjoshingya]

conscious and done throwing up!
probably.
if youre expecting me to say "im never doin that again" though you got the wrong number

[baths]

yeah, no. that'd be two miracles in a 24 hour period.

are you getting water down, at least?

[justjoshingya]

youre not my real mom!!

but girl seriously like it's the first time ive been this wasted
and also no

[baths]

sooo... me bringing over a veggie smoothie is probably a bad idea right now?

[justjoshingya]

weeeeell
you might be the only one i trust not to take a picture of me r/n

[baths]

do you really look that bad??

[justjoshingya]

pretty bad??
i take back what i said about the water though apparently thats staying down now

2

[beastmasters]

You are kind of a bad ass...but I feel like I'm being seriously underestimated here.

[baths]

you're an exception to this for a lot of reasons.
#1 being that i really don't want a dickpic.