1. i say this out of love and friendship: eat ice cream, not the d.2. maybe that's why i'm perpetually single... i can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.3. i'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum.4. text her!
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sam | until dawn
3!
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idk if i'd call it "charming," is all.
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what's ashley's take on it?
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undetermined. it's not actually on my "things to boast about" list.
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only a littlemore subtle than josh's! ]oh so i was just lucky enough to witness it in person, then.
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yep. you're one special lady. i'm glad you feel so honored.
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i think you're the mom friend, sammy.
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also, am i seriously the first friend to ever help you to a bathroom?
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and uh yeah, i think so. josh is usually more wasted than i am, so he's off the table. and ash has that thing about puke.
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probably.
if youre expecting me to say "im never doin that again" though you got the wrong number
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are you getting water down, at least?
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but girl seriously like it's the first time ive been this wasted
and also no
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you might be the only one i trust not to take a picture of me r/n
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i take back what i said about the water though apparently thats staying down now
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#1 being that i really don't want a dickpic.