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[a_pirate_meant_to_be]

The Lyttle Lytton Meme



The Lyttle Lytton Contest, for those who don't know, is a yearly contest held to see who can write bar none the worst opening sentence to a story possible. And now we all can be terrible writers too!

INSTRUCTIONS:

1. Post your character.
2. Go to the Lyttle Lytton site and pick any sentence from any of the years' winners. Note that some of them have names, so you'll have to do the appropriate replacements between you and your RP partner. (Alternatively, just use this handy list that's pre-templated.)
3. Tag another character with your chosen sentence.
4. Be terrible together.

Have fun!

Comments

Okita Souji | Hakuoki | OTA

[tryordie]

1. The captain, one might have said, had a sly, sneering-smile expression upon his face.

2. They had the mettle of men, and yet they ate the biscuits of dogs.

3. [Your character] fell into Souji’s manful arms and cried against his waiting muscles.

4. “You are in pain; both physical and emotional,” his heart informed him.

5. WILDCARD - Throw anything you want at me!

1 + one I found and... this almost sounds like something serious, haha

[itaidakimasu]

[The captain, one might have said, had a sly, sneering-smile expression upon his face.

She was marooned in the jaws of a human minefield, and with every step the noose grew tighter.]