I mean, I personally thought some of the stuff you enchanted those princess portraits in the dorms to say to those girls was pretty funny. Even if some of it was a little mean.
In the interest of being good, maybe I went a little too far with the Snow White one. Although, not that I care what anyone else thinks, but I seem to remember one blue haired princess laughing so hard she almost choked on her cider.
Mom DID call her curse on that poison apple "Sleeping Death". She was pretty ... dead. It's not our fault that good old Snow's prince was apparently a weirdo who liked kissing dead people.
Definitely. Like, if I were to ever fall into some magical sleeping trance or something like some of my fellow princesses, I wouldn't want THAT to be my first kiss. I mean, if I didn't already have it I mean. Even if it was from a prince. No thank you.
Trust me, I would never let your first kiss be from some creepy prince with a thing for unconscious girls.
Besides, I've heard the "true love's kiss" mumbo jumbo a million times and I don't buy it. How can anyone love somebody they've never met, or even spoken to?
I dunno, M. Don't you think it seems kind of, you know ...
Romantic?
Like there could be a million billion people out there in the whole wide world and there's still this one person that you're drawn to no matter the circumstances.
E, no. There's nothing romantic about having some random guy kiss you when you're not even conscious.
Being drawn to each other is one thing. ( a special case she will allow only because ben) But what if the person you're drawn to is a complete jerk? Or worse.
I didn't mean if I was unconscious!!! Just, you know. In general.
Blechhhhh, I'm pretty sure I've told you to never mention the C-word to me ever again. I don't ever want to THINK about that jerk, let alone the fact that I almost thought he
Okay, fine. In general, I still want to know a guy before he tries to make out with me. Why would I want to waste my time on some loser?
( and on that note. )
You deserve so much better than that creep, and you know it, E. You're beautiful and so smart, pretty much the most talented person I know. Some day we'll find you a prince who can appreciate you.
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Mom DID call her curse on that poison apple "Sleeping Death". She was pretty ... dead. It's not our fault that good old Snow's prince was apparently a weirdo who liked kissing dead people.
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Besides, I've heard the "true love's kiss" mumbo jumbo a million times and I don't buy it. How can anyone love somebody they've never met, or even spoken to?
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Romantic?
Like there could be a million billion people out there in the whole wide world and there's still this one person that you're drawn to no matter the circumstances.
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Being drawn to each other is one thing. ( a special case she will allow only because ben ) But what if the person you're drawn to is a complete jerk? Or worse.
What if it's Chad?
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Blechhhhh, I'm pretty sure I've told you to never mention the C-word to me ever again. I don't ever want to THINK about that jerk, let alone the fact that I almost thought he
Ugh, nevermind.
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( and on that note. )
You deserve so much better than that creep, and you know it, E. You're beautiful and so smart, pretty much the most talented person I know. Some day we'll find you a prince who can appreciate you.