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allaboutmeme ([personal profile] allaboutmeme) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2015-08-21 05:27 pm

oh yes


 
 You know the thing
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Jemma Simmons // Agents of SHIELD

[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-21 05:17 pm (UTC)(link)
1. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!

2. Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(

3. I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time

4. Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...

5. [Text her]
Edited 2015-08-21 17:18 (UTC)
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
If by "drunk science" you mean, "taking shots from test tubes and testing the flash point of different alcohols", then yes.

((ooc: I am super sorry about last time. My head was in... not a great place that week.))
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
That is drunk science. That is always what drunk science has been. But good to know because otherwise I had no explanation.


[ooc: It's okay! I think I lost track of it anyway, because I'm awesome like that]
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:00 am (UTC)(link)
God bless science. Would you be against also testing the flash point of mixed drinks? I've been dying to try some of the shots that involve fire. Does it change them? Can I get it in my mouth before it sets me on fire?

...Things are still spinning, Jemma and I'm not ready for them to stop.


((ooc: oh thank goodness. I felt really bad about it. Thank you for being rad. ))
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
I have watched a guy light his face on fire with those shots they can be dangerous. Which of course means that we should be very very careful.

Then maybe I should do the pouring?
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
Probably would be a good idea. You've always been better at measuring things than I am.

By the way, have you seen the torch? The one with the fire, not the batteries. If we're going to do this right, we need the torch.
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
If my memory serves me correctly, you were using it for marshmallows.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
Oh they were good, weren't they? I can't believe it took me this long to discover s'mores. Americans have it good.

Found it under my bed, by the way, next to an empty bag of marshmallows and a fistfull of chocolate wrappers.
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
And I'm not sure any of these are out of place in your bunk.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
Did I not share?

Blimey, Jemma, you've got to try them. The chocolate's not great, but the cort of... cinnamony biscuit they use is *phenomenal*. Oh my god.
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
You did. I had one. You had the rest. You complained that you felt like you'd eaten a pillow.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
It was very sticky in my mouth. Hard to breathe. You've never had a dream where you've woken up chewing on your pillow?
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
I can't say that I have, sadly.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, the marshmallow simulates the experience.

Is there a way we can make s'more alcoholic? How could we do that? I want to do that.
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
I was aware.

I'm sure there must be a way but I'm not sure how. I'd think liquor would make the marshmallows or graham crackers soggy. Maybe in the chocolate, somehow.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe... Is there a way to simulate the taste through different alcohols? I know I've seen chocolate and marshmallow vodkas... but what about the cinnamon flavour?

Jemma, this is very important. We need to make a flaming s'mores shot.
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see why you couldn't just use cinnamon proper.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose we could... do we even have cinnamon on the Bus?
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
Skye got some. Something about fancy coffee. But yes, it is there.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
Whatever makes her happy.

If we promise to make her a shot, do you think she'll mind if we... borrow it?
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
You know she won't mind. We should test it first anyway.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
This is why you're the best, Jemma.

Don't tell anyone else, but you're my favourite.
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
I won't, but I think that they already know that.
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[personal profile] bravelittlemonkey 2015-08-22 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Do they?! Oh... you don't think they're mad about it, do you? What about Skye? She's so nice... I don't want her to think I don't like her because you're my best friend!

No, no. This is getting in the way of science. We should focus. Shouldn't be that hard to test, right? Just mix it and set it on fire and... pray nothing explodes?
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[personal profile] bravejemma 2015-08-22 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, relax, Fitz. No one is going to think that.

We have to write it down.

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