it's Friday night somewhere

[drunktexting]

the usual dealio

Comments

Kuroo Tetsurou { Haikyuu!! }

[purrvocation]

1. Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house. Don't disrespect the cat bro!

2. What are you doing and how can I add sex in there?

3. Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.

4. I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH

4

[chatoyer]

you don't speak spanish

[purrvocation]

You don't watch pole dancing for Spanish, Kenma.

[chatoyer]

who's winning?

1/2

[purrvocation]

Why instead of me telling you
you don't come and see?

2/2

[purrvocation]

[after few moments-]

And here I thought WE were flexible
holy shit this chick can touch her heels by bending backwards

[chatoyer]

[ is kuroo under the impression he's interested enough in pole dancing to come over and watch with him. ]

that sounds like a lot of work
why does that matter if she's on a pole tho

[purrvocation]

[No Kuroo's under impression that Kenma misses him and wants to hang out~ Then again Kuroo always thinks that..]

She has legs wrapped around pole
hanging in mid air
and touching back of her feet

[He's actually more impressed by how bend-y she is than by skimpy clothes she's wearing.]

[chatoyer]

[ hey... he misses kuroo but not enough to come over and watch pole dancing with him.



for the moment.



also, his reply takes a little longer, because he's actually putting in a smidge of effort to try something. ]

it's not that hard
maybe it's more difficult on a pole

[purrvocation]

[Why not!? Hey, he has an idea-]

I know!
I'll have our team doing these exercises on the pole, you can buy these and have them installed wherever you want
we're going to be flexible in NO TIME
specially Lev

[He gonna make team dance on poles]

1/2

[chatoyer]

[ THIS SOUNDS LIKE LITERALLY THE WORST IDEA HE HAS EVER HEARD OUT OF KUROO EVER

AND HE HAS KNOWN KUROO FOR A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG TIME ]

you're going to waste all of your money on poles so you can make your team learn how to pole dance

[chatoyer]

ok
i'm not doing it tho

you don't know how much I laughed at 1/2 reply ahaha XD

[purrvocation]

[Is it really that surprising? It was bound to happen sometime.]

OH NO YOU WON'T
I am NOT allowing bailing out!

i'm glad!

[chatoyer]

i'm not doing it

[purrvocation]

Yes you are
I am doing it and you'll be doing it too!

[chatoyer]

no

[purrvocation]

yes

[Kenma, let's not do this again. You know he'll win. For some reason he always does...]

[chatoyer]

[ probably because kenma can't actually be assed to keep up with his best friend's persistent barrage ]

i would rather set for lev as many times as he wanted me to than do that


[ wait ]

nvm
sounds easier than setting

[purrvocation]

[SO CLOSE!]

Then it's settled!
You and Yaku will watch over Lev
I have feeling he might break his sticks without supervision

[Sticks=legs]

[chatoyer]

let tora watch him instead
i'm busy and have to get home asap every day for the next 2 weeks

[purrvocation]

[He does?
...waitaminute-]

You're not skipping practice
Kenma don't make me come over~ :)

[chatoyer]

[ g r o s s he did a smile ]

(o￣ ￣)=◯)`ν゜)
fine
won't skip practice
but i'm leaving right after it
new game coming in 2 weeks i have to rebeat the 2nd one

and i'm not watching lev all practice

[purrvocation]

[Smiles always work~]

I'll buy you that game
if you watch Lev 80% of time
Yaku will kill him if he doesn't get better soon
And we don't want pissed off Yaku

[chatoyer]

[ 80% of the time for a game... is it worth it...

yaku'll probably be handling it most of the time. he'll just be there as back-up. just to make sure yaku doesn't get too mad, or that lev doesn't get too out of hand. it's not like he even has to step in that often if he doesn't want to. toe the line. and he doesn't have to buy that game himself. ]

ok

surprise this is actually 2 parts

[chatoyer]

is anyone even going to let you buy poles for this
even if you have a """good reason"""