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Return of the texts from last night

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Kunsel | Crisis Core Final Fantasy VII

[deus_ex_phs]

1. I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?

2. ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR

3. Stuck in the Modeoheim airport. At the bar. Every time a flight to Midgar gets cancelled, I'm taking a shot. Fuck you snow.

4. Text him!

1 (also 1/2)

[reenacted]

Wow, not okay.

2/2

[reenacted]

THIS MESSAGE. IS NOT OKAY. THAT WAS NOT AN ACTUAL ANSWER.

[deus_ex_phs]

You sure about that? What if your fingers are just trying to be more truthful than you really want them to be?

[reenacted]

No way, they're not trying any

YES, I'M SURE.

[deus_ex_phs]

Hang on, I need to run that through my Zack-to-reality translator.

"YES, I'M SURE" -->

...

"STILL TRYING TO WORK MYSELF UP TO ASKING AERITH FOR A DATE WITH MORE THAN HOLDING HANDS."

(sorry, notifs are not happening on my end fgkjhdk)

[reenacted]

Aw, come on! I'm DATING, that has to count for something, right?

Not on my end, either. I've resorted to hitting Refresh periodically, augh

[deus_ex_phs]

Sure, it counts for something. It just doesn't count as sex!

[Sorry, Zack, but it's Kunsel's sworn obligation to give his friend a hard time.]

the woooooorst

[reenacted]

Uhhuh, and what about you, jerk?

[HUFF.]

Heey, I'm getting notifs again. /o/

[deus_ex_phs]

Hey, I'm the one with the reminder to ask about your sex life, not you. Do you even know how to set reminders on your PHS?

[Guess who's dodging the question? That's right, it's certainly not him!]