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harrison wells ϟ the flash

[malingerer]

1. I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to being on the naughty list. You should've seen his face.
   
2. If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close.
   
3. I stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. Aren't you proud of me?
   
4. [ text him! and yes i reused last week's because i commented post-captcha FIGHT ME ]

3 Oho...

[soundslikeafather]

Let's try 'no'.

[malingerer]

Well. No one can say I didn't make an effort.

[soundslikeafather]

Those aren't things that should require effort in the first place. Maybe the second.

[malingerer]

Human beings are creatures of impulse, Detective, and not all those impulses are lawful or kind. Arguably you should know this better than most.

[soundslikeafather]

Not just impulse. I've seen enough to know that. There's such a thing as self control.

[malingerer]

I'm well aware. I've exerted extraordinary amounts of it over the years.

2

[firedad]

Does Wendy's serve pizza?

[He started loving pizza because of Firestorm Reasons but burgers are still iffy for him.]

[malingerer]

I'm afraid not, Dr. Stein. But I believe pizza delivery continues well into the night, so hope springs eternal.

[firedad]

It's amazing really, how late some places will deliver these days. I can't even recall the last time I ate after ten o'clock. I suppose I'll get some french fries then. Maybe indulge in a soda.

[malingerer]

Really. I suppose the number of accolades you've received over the years precludes the need for any more late nights in the lab.

[firedad]

It has more to do with age actually. I'm not the young scientist I was once was. Late nights ended for me in my fifties. Not that you're that young yourself.

[...Right? He isn't even sure anymore about your deal man.]

[malingerer]

[ well he ain't no spring chicken but first of all how dare you ]

Plus you've certainly found other ways to burn a candle at both ends.

3

[coincidents]

Congratulations, that's a new record.

[ #sarcasm ]

[malingerer]

You know us Thawnes. Always trailblazing.

[coincidents]

Would I? I was under the impression my life was too uneventful for that.

[malingerer]

One could say you ended up the exception that proved the rule.

[coincidents]

You really know how to compliment a guy, don't you?

[malingerer]

I guess I could stand to show more deference to my elders.

1

[tasedagod]

This is the best thing I've heard all week. I think I love you.

[malingerer]

I'm not exactly what you'd call a family man.

[tasedagod]

Perfectly forgivable under the circumstances.

3

[rickestrick]

ehhhhh
no
not really
the bar's set higher then that
maybe if you'd stolen something cool

[malingerer]

I've illegitimately procured some interesting things in my day.

[rickestrick]

yeah okay
like what
you gonna say a ~time machine~ just to be impressive