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Tyler Lockwood • The Vampire Diaries

[lockwouldnt]

1) idk I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my house but here we are

2) I'm way too hungover for life right now.

3) text him!

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[tendencies]

Look at you, moving up in the world.

[lockwouldnt]

I don't think i'd call it an upgrade.

they don't seem to like beer much.

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[judiciousness]

And?

Re: 2

[lockwouldnt]

what do you mean, and?
i can't exactly back out of the crap i agreed to. do you know how it looks when you say no to the church??

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[rinring]

. . . but why are there even ghosts in your house?

[lockwouldnt]

shit that wasn't actually meant for you
unless you know how to get rid of them.

if i knew why i had ghosts, i wouldn't be fighting them!

[rinring]

Don't look at me, I'm not an exorcist!

... have you tried appeasing them or something...

[lockwouldnt]

yeah. They clearly don't like beer much. Or bourbon or vodka.

I'm starting to think they were sent from AA.

[rinring]

I don't suppose lighting them on fire is an option, is it?

[lockwouldnt]

they're ghosts. fire kinda goes right through them.

honestly, they're not trying to kill me.
they just won't leave my house.

[rinring]

Are you kidding me?! That's the worst! I'd be gone if that happened to me, I swear...

[lockwouldnt]

You wouldn't even call ghostbusters??

i can't see them so it doesn't bother me
but my roommate can so he tells me what they're up to

[rinring]

Hey, if you want to be there playing bait while they try to kill the ghosts before they kill you, be my guest!

. . . what are they doing, is what I want to know.

[lockwouldnt]

fair.

they're super boring. they can't really interact with us so according to my roommate, they're playing charades. scooby-doo ghosts are worse than these guys.

[rinring]

. . . wow.

That's... actually really anticlimactic. I was honestly expecting something with more, well, horror...

[lockwouldnt]

yeah, me too. which is why i was waging war against them.
but they're playing CHARADES??

that's too pathetic for a war.

[rinring]

No kidding. They're fired from being ghosts, they're terrible at this thing...

I guess you can just ignore them, but non-ghosts or not they still sound like a nuisance to just leave in there...

[lockwouldnt]

i think i'm gonna need a better spirit medium. or an actual exorcist.

please tell me your life choices are less boring rn

[rinring]

Define boring.

[lockwouldnt]

someone who isn't spending their friday night waging war against stupid ghosts.

or pathetic ghosts. can they be stupid, pathetic ghosts?

[rinring]

Alas. The only thing I have to deal with is my classmates trying to procrastinate on homework again.

So not much here, unless you want to listen to me talk about how no one should be allowed near a blowtorch again...

[lockwouldnt]

i wouldn't mind. :)
do i want to know what happened with the blowtorch?

[rinring]

Drunk Iron Chef with whiskey.

Needless to say, there was so much fire everywhere...

[lockwouldnt]

haha what? drunk iron chef??

1) who won and 2) how'd you explain it to the fire department?