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[ldfsh]

do it y'all

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Jaime Lannister | ASoIaF/GoT

[slayedthemadking]

1. Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.

2. No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over my sister.

3. I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her.

[winter_iscoming]

3. Is that it? Was she that bad?

[slayedthemadking]

It was either stab her or myself, Lord Stark. She wouldn't possibly take no for an answer.

[winter_iscoming]

she wasn't one of Littlefinger's whores was she?

[slayedthemadking]

If only. That way I could have just sent her in the direction of my brother and been done with it.

[winter_iscoming]

well, you know what they say; one man's junk is another man's treasure. she might have been pretty, or were you just too drunk to see her beauty?

[He was actually having a civil conversation with Jaime Lannister. Was he drunk?]

[slayedthemadking]

[Drunkenness would be as good an explanation as any.]

I can see just fine, Lord Stark. I simply have no desire to have a "tryst" with her or anyone else for that matter.

[winter_iscoming]

[It must be. Why else would the wolf be play fighting with the lion?]

Of course. Why is your sort of woman, Lord Jaime? I've always been curious about that. [Of course, he knows about him and Cersei, since after Bran's assassin incident.]

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[butnotaqueen]

Will I be getting you a golden leg, too?

[slayedthemadking]

This is all your fault you know.

[butnotaqueen]

How silly of me, I completely forgot it was me who partnered you and Brienne together to begin with.

[slayedthemadking]

Surely you're not trying to blame me for this.

[butnotaqueen]

No, no, of course not

[slayedthemadking]

Why do I get the feeling that a small part of you is enjoying this.

[butnotaqueen]

Perhaps because I am?