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oh god royal aus shipping meme

honestly, who doesn't want an excuse to be a prince/ss for a day (or life)?

how
1. Post with your character, name and canon in the subject line. If you have a preference, note whether you'd rather play royalty and/or the person interacting with royalty who perhaps is not that thing.
2. Tag others by rolling for a prompt using rng. Or tag by "rolling" and not just "straight up picking" what you want. Or straight up pick what you want. It's a free internet.
3. Stick it to everyone who said you'd never be royals, brah.

prompts
everyone's royals
a. “your country’s trying to take over/annex my country and you’re making it difficult to hate you because you’re so nice and attractive stop it” au
b. “we’ve been engaged to be married since we were three but this is the first time we’ve met and your portraits really don’t do you justice” au
c. “my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding here in your country and i feel like a bad person for enjoying it but you're hella cute” au
d. "i came out to negotiate a peace treaty with you tonight but honestly i feel personally victimized by your hotness and the way you say the word 'partnership'" au
e. "on the one hand i'm really glad you're better at hiding from the paparazzi than i am but on the other hand you dragged us into this closet now what" au

not everyone's royals
a. “i’m a prince/ss and you’re a servant and we’re not supposed to hang out but we’re gonna fall in love anyways” au
b. “i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)
c. “i grew up not knowing i was royal and suddenly my royal grandparent showed up out of nowhere and told me i was so now i guess i’m the heir to the throne and you’re my crush from my pre-royal days but i still have a crush on you” au (aka princess diaries style)
d. “i grew up not knowing i was royal and now i guess i’m heir to a throne and you’re the guy who’s supposed to be teaching me how to be royal bc i suck at it and oops we made out” au
e. "i’m a prince/ss from a small country nobody’s heard of and i’m in college pretending not to be royal and you’re another student who’s always calling me out on my bs” au
f. “my country’s going through some issues so i’m here in hiding and you’re a civilian who lives in the same apartment complex as me” au

prompts from this delightful tumblr post. so all brilliance points to underworldwrites; none to me.

and we'll never be

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