bakerstreet | it's Friday

do itttttttt

I don't think it counts as an emergency when it's your natural state.

'Natural state'... Parrish my natural state is being perfect, drunk just adds to it.

That's not actually how it works.

How would you know? The last time you let loose you became a magical conduit.

And look where it got me.

Exactly. Maybe if you let these things out in smaller doses you wouldn't be such a colossal fuck up when you did.

Thanks, Asshole. I'll keep it in mind.

You should. I give great advice, if you hadn't noticed.

Your advice is usually illegal so I ignore it.

what are laws to a guy who can bring his dreams to life?

Binding.

if you say so. Loser.

At least I won't be the one spending my formative years in a jail cell.

I'm more worried that you think these years are still 'formative'