in any place you'll allow i want you now i want you now

[truthandgrace]

The NAUGHTY TOY BOX Meme


Because sometimes, we just want to play with our toys.

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Post your character with name, canon, and preferences for partner(s) in the subject line.
2. In the body of the post, be sure to clarify if there is a section you are particularly interested in, or one you definitely want to avoid. If you don't have a preference, leave it blank.
3. Look for other people posting.
4. Let's play! Use the RNG if you want, or just mix and match!

This is, obviously, an adult meme, so there may be triggers and there will be adult content. Please tread with care, and play nicely.



i just want to bump and grind here with you tonight | foreplay
- Get them hot: vibrating underwear, for him or her
- Nipple clamps: Ones that vibrate, ones that don't, or a bit of weight
- Playing with your food: whipped cream, chocolate sauce, or even powdered honey as a sweet way to start the evening
- Start things off with a massage, in bed or on the couch
- Would you like to play a game? Draw a card or roll the dice.

ten thousand nights of thunder | toys for her
- Vibrators: a classic, attaches to a wall, or a little more subtle
- Dildos: plastic or glass
- Bullets: a classic, something pretty, something strappy, or something you can use in public
- Anal play: metal or plastic, beads or manual

had me yellin' like that | toys for him
- Vibrators: for that all-over sensation or in the front
- Prostate massagers: long or short
- Anal play: metal or plastic, beads or manual

and we'll do it doggy-style so we can both watch x-files | toys for couples
- Strap ons: traditional, on your thigh, with something for everyone, or two at once
- Cock rings - whether it lights up or keeps everything in its place, it'll keep things going
- Double-headed: double your pleasure, double your fun
- A little help needed: ramps, straps, or handles

loving me is like chewing on pearls | bondage
- Cuffs: hold your lover still on the bed or against the door
- Crops: a star, a flower, a cupcake? They'll know who's boss.
- Tape: a twist on a classic, with 100% less chance of losing the keys
- Ropes: keep them exactly where you want them
- Make sure they don't know what's coming when they're blindfolded or gagged

if i said i want your body now, would you hold it against me? | create-your-own
Add your own scenarios, look up other toys, combine one - or more!

Comments

okay I have no idea what to choose here but SEE WHAT I DID?

[wherenowoman]

OH-HO.

[aviophobia]

Jodie?

[He holds something up. It looks like an old-timey telephone.]

Why was this in the shower?

WHO ARE YOU CALLING HO, HO?

[wherenowoman]

[She doesn't even have the decency to blush.]

Snooping in my shower again, Bones? I told you, your shampoo smells girlier than mine anyway.

NO ONE? NOT YOU!

[aviophobia]

I was in there anyway! So? Why do you have a handle?

[wherenowoman]

[She gives him a patient look.]

Because there's nothing less sexy than slipping in the shower when you have company.

[aviophobia]

[...o_o

And that is a look of shock and surprise, for the record, not ... arousal. Or anything like that.]

Oh.

- you've only touched this with your hands, right?

[wherenowoman]

[Jo rolls her eyes.]

I almost envy your imagination, Bones. Yes. Of course I've only touched it with my hands.

[aviophobia]

Good.

I'm gonna - go put this back now.

[wherenowoman]

[Indulgently.]

You do that.

[Because Jodie's going to follow you, Bones. Follow you right into the bathroom.]

[aviophobia]

[He glances over at her awkwardly as he attempts to stick the handle back on the wall without getting into the shower. This ... does not work. So, with an annoyed look, he steps in, and tries again.]

[wherenowoman]

[It doesn't stick, of course, so Jo gets in behind him, leaning around him to flick up the panel on one end, then the other.]

Try now.

[aviophobia]

[TOTALLY ACTING LIKE THIS ISN'T WEIRD OR AWKWARD.

He sticks the handle to the wall, and this time, it stays.]

There. That a good height for you?

[wherenowoman]

Perfect.

[Nope she's not moving out of the shower.]

How did you know?

[aviophobia]

Um ...

[...I have considered where you put your hands during sex. I have considered this often.]

...good guesser?

[wherenowoman]

[She leans around him to put her hand on the bar, fingers wrapping around it familiarly.]

A very good guesser. And here I thought Dr. McCoy was a scientist.

[aviophobia]

I am a scientist. What the hell d'you think a hypothesis is?

[wherenowoman]

The word scientists use because they can't admit to guessing.

[Nope, not backing up. In fact, Jodie's arm is now nearly wrapped around McCoy, her front nearly pressed to his back so she can reach the handle.]

[aviophobia]

Yeah, it's an educated guess.

[She's so close, he can feel her warmth radiating out from her, and his breath catches in his throat.]

Just checking, huh?

[wherenowoman]

I won't know if it's right until I try it, of course.

[He's not moving either, and maybe she's being mean and she's certainly not being appropriate but she thinks Bones can handle it. She's pretty sure he can handle her, though she'll never admit it. But if this is a test, it's for both of them.]

[aviophobia]

[He turns, raising his eyebrows. Wow. Really close. But he is doing his best to act like it doesn't phase him.]

Isn't that what you're doing now?

[wherenowoman]

I don't know. Am I?

[She shrugs, keeping eye contact.]

There are so many variables. Angle, weight... I may need to make some adjustments. You know. Next time I use it.

[aviophobia]

You could, uh, test it out now, I guess. Since you're here.

[wherenowoman]

[She tilts her head, nearly purring as she says]

You mean since you're here.

[aviophobia]

[He swallows, but he doesn't look away from her.]

Maybe I do. What if the handle pops off? You might fall.

[wherenowoman]

I might.

[She nods. Is she going to do this? Yes. Does she know it's a bad idea? Of course. But he's here, and if he doesn't back down, well... neither will she.] And I won't know for certain, of course, until enough force is used.