clothing swap meme.

[marchtember]

you were right, she noticed

. post with your character, fandom, and any necessary preferences if you wanna make it like a sex thing
. if you want, describe what your character is wearing, or link to an image of them so the other person knows what they're getting into. not actually restricted to sweaters; the only limit is your imagination
. twist ending: you and your partner have exchanged clothing!
. i don't what else to tell you. it's a sweater swap.

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[reproducer]

[This is. So. Plain... Kise already wants his jacket back.]

This color really doesn't suit you, Kagamicchi... you look like a Christmas tree.

[jordans]

Christmas tree...!?

[Cue the stinky-cheese face of confusion he's becoming known for (you know, beyond his hair and his eyebrows and the whole basketball thing).]

I'm not even wearing green! But I am wearing this stupid...scarf thing of yours! How can you even...wear this... -- nngh...!

[He starts to remove the scarf in question, only for it to unravel and get tangled and bunched up around his arm. It doesn't help that Kise's shoulders are more narrow than Kagami's...which means the fit of his jacket is smaller, which limits Kagami's range of motion...which...yeah. Hot mess.]

[reproducer]

Stop, stop! You'll rip it, you gorilla! That jacket's expensive!

[Kise whines, slapping at Kagami's hands to make him stop! What a disaster!!! First he's in these really...thug-like clothes, and now Kagami's trying to destroy his wardrobe. Ugh.]

Just because you buy plain, cheap things, doesn't mean mine are the same!

[jordans]

Then get it off of me!

[Between the slapping and the fumbling around with the scarf (and now he truly knows why they call them infinity scarves), Kagami's lost all sense of coordination.]

I can't see a thing!

[A beat.]

And my clothes aren't cheap either! Those cost a fortune!

[Because they had to be specially purchased for him. Oh, woe is he to be so big in a land filled with such comparably small people.]

[reproducer]

This was expensive?

[He plucks at the plain sweater and shirt with disdain.]

Kagamicchi...I need to take you shopping one of these days...

[Also? Not helping him get it off. He'll just sit by and watch and possibly record this on his phone to send to Kuroko and Aomine.]

[jordans]

What you need to do is get this...thing offa me!

[By now, the scarf's somehow made its way around one of his shoulders which kind of restricts the movement of his flaily arms.

...

Maybe it's a good thing he can't see right now, as he'd likely go charging like an enraged bull if he knew he was being recorded.]

Kise!

[reproducer]

You're really hopeless off the court, aren't you?

[With a sigh, Kise ends the video and proceeds to send it to Kuroko, Aomine, and Momoi for good measure. He then steps forward, frowning.]

Stay still! I won't forgive you if you elbow me in the face!