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Animal Transformation Meme

So everything is normal this morning. The sun is shining (or maybe it’s raining, or maybe it’s snowing, or maybe you’re in space), you’re in bed (or hammock, or cot, or pile of hay) and everything is good (or not). Except for one tiny thing.

You’re an animal.

Why are you an animal? How do you change back? Who knows! It’s an adventure, right?!

Instructions:

► Post your character with name, series, and what animal they are in the subject
► Tag by going to RNG and roll a number 1-8
► Roll with the scenario given and play it out.
► Have fun!

1. The Evil Sorcerer/Sorceress: You transformed the poor victim into an animal, it’s all your fault. But why? Well, clearly, you’re going to tell them right now.
2. The Captor: You’ve found the poor thing on the side of the road, or maybe in your friend’s room. So you’ve taken them home as your pet. You wonder why they’re acting so strangely...
3. Looking to Adopt: Somehow, they’ve ended up in the pet shop, looking to be adopted. You’re looking for a new pet and they might just be perfect
4. My Hero!: So someone was pulling on their tail or trying to feed them to a cat or something. You’ve come in to save the day!
5. The Food Chain: You’re an animal, too! Too bad they just happen to be your favorite snack.
6. Animal Bros: You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours? It’s a hard world for an animal out there! Since we’re both of the non-human persuasion, let’s help each other out.
7. Fairy Tale Endings: So the story’s coming to an end, and you need something to transform back into your normal self. This calls for True Love’s Kiss.... or the kiss of the closest princess around.
8.Free roll: Whatever one you want! Or a mix, or all, or none!

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that would be a very affronted and disapproving bunny looking at you

[Well, it seemed like a good idea to get a pet, at the time.]

You don't like the cage? I guess I can't blame you. [Despite being more of a dog person. Steve had gone with the rabbit because he'd found it wandering in the street. Not a very safe place for a bunny.]

[Of course she'd been walking down the road. She'd been headed back from Central Park where she'd woken up with a mouthful of dandelion. It had just been a matter of getting back to the SHIELD building and - fine. Yes. Her little bunny feet had been getting tired. Not to mention the cars had hurt her ears going by. She'd been ridiculously relieved to see Rogers - until he'd put her in the cage.

Nobody puts Bunny in the cage, Steve.

Hopefully her flattened ears and disappointed in him look is indication enough.]

Alright, I'll open the door. [He just couldn't say 'no' to that furry little face.]

But just remember where I left your water dish. [It's an idle threat, and he knows it. The minute his new bunny starts looking tired or parched, he'll be there fussing over it.]

I bet you're hungry then.

[The ears slowly, sllllllowly rise as he approaches the cage door, her newly tiny pink nose twitching incessantly despite all Maria's tried to do to make it stop. It's like having a second vision though and she's doing her best not to be overwhelmed by everything she's picking up on with it. The cage door opens and she sits, prim and proper, in the center of it for a minute longer. Because maybe she didn't want to come out of the cage aft-

POW!

Didn't know bunnies had rocket launchers in their legs, did you, Steve? That white and black blur of fur is gone so fast all you can hear is the sound of tiny bunny claws trying to find traction on your floor on the way down the hall toward your bedroom.]

Hey, wait! [Steve makes a dive to catch the rabbit, but even super reflexes can't help him this time.]

Stop.

Bad bunny.

[He's worried because it isn't like he's gotten the chance to bunny proof the apartment yet. Suddenly things like wires and tiny spaces seem more ominous.]

[Pssh. As if this bunny listens to orders. Please.

She's on a mission. She's got to call SHIELD headquarters and tell them what's going on. She might not be the only agent that's been turned into a bunny. Who knows what kinds of security risks were being -

Oooo.

That bed is suddenly the most exciting looking thing she thinks she's ever seen. All springy and jumpable and -

no! She's got to concentrate! He's got to have a phone at a level she can reach in here and -

Holy Cow! This bed is AWEsome! Look at the lift she can get on her jumps! And if she kicks up her back legs just this way - it's like she was flying! Sideways! It's better than a HALO drop. It's like - oh and she can dig in the blankets too. That feels really important for some reason. And she can sprint all the way to the other side of the bed like a little rocket bunny and -

oh!

Overshoot. Off the side of the bed!]

[Finding the whole scene more than a little adorable, Steve watches and grins while his rabbit enjoys making a mess of the bed's covers.

This time his reflexes save the day however, and he scoops bunny up before she can take a nosedive into the floor.]

Whoops. There we go, little one. [He'll set her back on the bed, taking a seat beside and throwing a blanket over the fur ball.]

[Nice save, Rogers. Now, they need to get to the phone and contact -

oo! Back on the bed. The Bed of AWESOME! Rock on! Wait! What's - ?

She's a burrowing bunny! Like her wild native roots call for. She's going to tunnel the hell out of this new territory. Flying paws and a very pushy nose can get a little bunny far and it's not too long before the twitchy pink nose is poking out from under the blanket. Only to disappear back under it again. Seconds later POW! out the other side. And around Steve! She's a wild hare! Wild! And back across the now defeated blanket! And then back around Steve! And then back to - !

oo. Pillow. Obviously she's going to have to sit in the very middle of it and wash her face with her front paws.

You have no idea how much fun jumping on your bed is, Steve.]

[This is the first thing that's brought a real smile to his face in so long, he can't remember.]

Exhaust yourself? At some point I should probably think of something to call you.

[He'll also need to find a rabbit sitter for those days when he's out, being Captain America. Though for now, Steve is content enough to reach over and scratch the top of bunny's head with his fingertips. Moving slow to keep from startling her.]

[She has a name, Rogers. It's Agent Hill. And right now you should be more concerned with how she ended up in lagomorph form and -

hmm. mmmmmmm.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

Right - yes. Right there. Oh. mmmmmmmmhmmmmmmm. Maria's little bunny head sinks, ears going back to make it easier for him to get the whole surface of her tiny head, eyes slitting down. That was - mmmmmm - yes. That's -

maybe you should stay, Steve. Possibly forever.]

Look at you...

[ Slim, strong hands lifting her from the grate-floor. Loki's amused face comes into view. ]

A rabbit. Now that I wasn't expecting.

[A rabbit?

A rabbit?!

What has he - ? She's a - ! ooooo. She is going to chew the hell out of someone's electric cords.

Wait. What? No, she isn't. Tiny pink nose twitching in fury, little black ears back in defiance, she manages the worse bunny scowl a face that cute has ever managed.

What kind of twisted monster goes around turning people into bunny rabbits?]

A full coat of fur... [ He opens her jaw, keeping his fingers out of the range of her teeth. ] Excellent teeth. Ears are a bit small... do they say you need to listen better, Agent Hill?

[It's more than a little infuriating being manhandled and her jaw works, thinking his fingers are probably about the size of a baby carrot if she could just get him to let go long enough. She hears just fine, you oversized two legger. And she smells just fine too and wow, how many different scents are you carrying on you?

Not the point.

Point is he's getting a head butt and a very frustrated bunny sound.

It sounds like a very tiny, slightly congested and muted, miniature elephant.]

[ And a little laugh breaks from his lips, unexpected and pure. ]

I didn't know rabbits made that sound.

[ Excuse him, he's just going to tuck you under his arm and -- now, mind those hind legs -- take you with him as he goes. ]

When I was young, I raised rabbits. I had warrens of them. A vast, vast network.

[Somehow she just expects his story about bunnies to end badly. Don't judge. At the moment though she's more concerned with the fact she'd being kidnapped. Or - bunnynapped. or - whatever. Abducted. She's being abducted.

For a little creature, she can really get in an amazing amount of wiggling and thrashing and it helps that bunny form hasn't changed the fact that she's got absolutely no sense of self-preservation or concern for how dangerously weak rabbit backs are when it's a matter of duty.

The angry grunting bunny noises that sound a bit like a little pig are just a by product.]

Once there was a hunting party, led by a strapping young warrior. They took home, I think it was -- two score? For a vast stew.

Would you like to know what I did to him?

[ oh you're cute, but this thrashing is not going to work. he likes the show of spirit, though, so get a nice little scratch between the ears. lookit the little bunny. ]

[That's... oddly not exactly how she expected the story to go...

And she is not cute, darn it! She's -

oh. that feels nice.

What? No! Don't head scratch her! She has no idea why he turned her of all people into a rabbit or where he's taking her but it's not rocket science to know it's bad. She'll try some bunny kicks to see if that makes a difference.]

It doesn't matter what I did, I suppose.

[ He holds her away from him as she kicks, lets her thrash herself out, for now. He is smiling. ]

They should never have taken what was mine.

And you, little rabbit, have just become mine.

[Have a rabbit glare, buddy, and the rudest noises she can manage with her now limited vocabulary. And a few more thrashing attempts at escape too though she's quickly coming to the limit of her bunny energy.

She's not his and he's delusional if he thinks simply being able to carry her around has any bearing on that at all. She was born unclaimed and it's far too late in her life for anyone to think they've got the ability to by this point.

Why he's even trying though is the strange part. There are a dozen other people that would make more sense. Finally running out of energy, heart pounding too fast and hard in her narrow chest, she goes limp. Not out of fight but temporarily out of energy. He gets more angry bunny noises. As hostages go, Maria thinks he's picked one that's going to be singularly pointless to any plots.]

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Maria Hill :: Avengers (movieverse)

Re: Maria Hill :: Avengers (movieverse)

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I give up on trying to find appropriate icons

obviously the world just needs more icons then : )

it's hard to match Maria :| faces to XD bunny ones. Can't imagine why

1: lol sry maria.

lol - you are so not. And neither am I.

yeah, no, I'm not.

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