tfln

[ldfsh]

do I even have to tell you?

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kuroo tetsurou | haikyuu!! | m/m for ship stuff

[schemin]

1. You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated.

2. We just drove past a kid stuck in a tree. What a wonderful time to be alive.

3. Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.

4. You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.

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[uneasily]

[ oh no.... ]

Should I be worried about Hinata...?

[schemin]

What? No.

A fall is just an upside down jump V(=^･ω･^=)v

[uneasily]

WHAT

[uneasily]

Hinata's jumps are prodigal! He could get seriously injured!!

[schemin]

It's a joke, Beardy. I'm sure he's fine.

[ The urge to tease more is too great to ignore. ]

It wasn't that far to fall.

[uneasily]

[ NOT COOL. HE IS FRAGILE. ]

YOU CANT JUDGE THAT, YOU'RE TWICE HIS SIZE

[schemin]

[ Then he needs to toughen up. Kuroo is helping. ]

Like that affects my judgement. 3M is 3M.

[uneasily]

[ if he had a dollar for every time someone tried to "help" toughen him up...... ]

Why are you making me responsible for this??

[schemin]

I'm not making you responsible for anything. Just passing along the facts to an adult.

[ Okay okay. He's had his fun. Time to reveal that: ]

It wasn't your shorty, by the way. The kid in the tree I mean. I think it was an actual middle schooler.

[uneasily]

How... am I am adult?

[ just bc some of us can grow facial hair... ]

For once.
But...
You realize that makes your part in this situation even worse, right?

[schemin]

[ No comment on the adult thing. He'll leave the poor guy to wonder. ]

What part? I didn't chase the kid up there. I had a laugh at his expense, that's all.

[uneasily]

I would hope you have better things to do with your time than chase middle schoolers up trees.
Do you have no sense of civic responsibility?

[schemin]

Of course I do! I'm a shining example of civic responsibility.

[uneasily]

Which you demonstrate by laughing at and leaving a middle school kid stuck in a tree?

[ crap. he might actually be an Adult ]

[schemin]

[ Totally an adult. ]

Hey, come on now. I didn't laugh directly at the kid. And it's not like he would've heard me.

[uneasily]

Right. Gold star for your windows being up as you guys drove past.

[schemin]

Awesome. I'll put it on my sticker chart.

I can give you directions if you wanna go rescue the little guy. Would that be worth another gold star?

[uneasily]

PLease don't. I really don't need another responsibility, thanks.

[ he has more than enough teammates he's responsible for pulling out of trees tyvm ]

[schemin]

Do you have no sense of civic responsibility? No gold stars for you.

[uneasily]

You can't use gold stars against me!

[schemin]

Technically I can't, because you don't have any.

[uneasily]

The gold stars aren't--
nevermind.
Let the police know about the kid in the tree-- not me!!

[schemin]

I think the fire department help people out of trees.

Anyway, calling someone to help would just embarrass the poor kid. He'll come down when his arms get tired, don't you worry.