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[wish_granted]

How to play-

a- Post your character with name, canon and preferences in the subject line.

b- In the post have the character describe, in character, their ideal romantic partner in a generalised type.

c- Surprise, this has been broadcast to the universe in general.

d- Reply to those comments indulging, teasing, mocking, being scandalised or so on.

Comments

Peter Russo | House of Cards (US) | OTA

[kingofchina]

Young, high class hookers.

Brunettes, apparently, but I don't remember that part.

[mr_professional]

I can't tell whether you had a good time or a really fuckin' awful one.

[kingofchina]

I couldn't tell you either, unfortunately, I didn't remember her at all. She was pissed. I think.

[mr_professional]

What, like English 'pissed means I'm wasted' pissed? Or pissed like 'guess what, turns out I'm into hate sex' pissed?

And wait, wait-- What's this about 'her'? I thought you said there were multiple brunettes. What kind of story're you telling?

[kingofchina]

I got picked up by a woman who turned out to be hooker. She implied that I had a type, which was brunettes (which she was), because apparently I had hired her before, only I don't remember it, which she was mad about. At least, I think that's what she was mad about. It could have been something else, I don't know. I was extremely fucked up at the time.

My ex-wife was a brunette.

[mr_professional]

Far as that goes - being fucked up with a hooker, or even a surprise hooker - we've all been there. Man, the last time that happened to me, I tried giving myself an orange juice shower. And I fuckin' despise orange juice. [There was no prostitute. Phil was just very, very high.]

I ain't too big on brunettes, either. But if you gotta chase copies of your ex-wife, that's your problem.

Anyway, sucks to be you.

[kingofchina]

It's not their hair I'm looking at.

You don't know the half of it.

[mr_professional]

What're you, Mr. Sob Story?

[kingofchina]

I thought I was Mr. Sucks To Be You.

[mr_professional]

Looks like you're sorry enough to be both. Ain't it a red letter lucky day for you?

[Anyway, either option's still better than Mr. Pink.]

[kingofchina]

You said it, I didn't.

[mr_professional]

Hey, I said "it sucks to be you"; I didn't turn it into a name. That was your work of fucking genius.

Anyway, what's this shit I don't know the half about?

[kingofchina]

I've been called worse.

Politics.

[mr_professional]

Jesus, don't go any further with that. You say that one word, you've told me all I need to know. Start talking politics and I am outta here, pal. I'd rather rip off my own toenails than listen to any asshole get started on the government this or I campaigned for senator of the fucking world or who the fuck cares.

[kingofchina]

Preaching to the choir. Unfortunately, I have to care: it's my job.

[mr_professional]

I'd ask what the fuck you do, but like I said--I don't wanna hear that shit.

Anyway, if I was going to take a wild guess, I'd say probably no one forced you into it at gunpoint. You don't like it, find yourself another fucking job.

[kingofchina]

What do you want to hear, exactly?

I never said I didn't like it.

[mr_professional]

Yeah, y'know, I'm just blowin' time here. Trying to have a casual conversation like people fuckin' do or whatever, didn't realize I had to be looking for something. All I'm saying is let's keep our fucking distance with politics, okay?

You want guidance, I mean, I guess you could talk about your exploits with hookers. I for one wouldn't complain.

[kingofchina]

You ever been to Thailand?