The Yahoo! Answers Meme

[cornichaun]

For all the times you can't figure it out on your own, there's Yahoo! Answers: the way to connect with your peers who are (hopefully) experts.

1) Post with a question. Anonymously or not. It can be anything from hair care tips to questions on how to be a better villain.
Optional: Add a screenname for your character.
2) Answer other people's questions.
Be sure to add your Source(s): at the bottom.
3) Respond to answers. Upvote, downvote, thumbs up, thumbs down, give it a number of stars. Make sarcastic remarks. Impugn the responder's intelligence. Threadjacking is encouraged.
4) Defend your own responses. Remember, this is the Internet: everyone who disagrees with you is a dread enemy in need of some serious smacking down. Show no mercy.

Comments

[gotbottle]

I just ate an entire box of pizza rolls. How likely am I to die from this? What other side effects can I expect?

[rightontarget]

What kinda' pizza rolls? This is important.

[gotbottle]

Combination.

Also they weren't Totinos, they were like, the grocery store brand.

[rightontarget]

Ouch.

Gonna be honest with you.

You're in for a stellar night of The Shits. Godspeed, I guess.

[gotbottle]

I don't know that "stellar" is the right word for this. But thanks.

[pridegoeth]

You should have shared.

I recommend pepto bismol.

[gotbottle]

No, I shouldn't have. I earned those. Every last one.

I'll try some Pepto.

[pridegoeth]

What did you do to earn them?

[gotbottle]

Didn't punch anyone out in the newsroom.

Some days that's a serious accomplishment.

[pridegoeth]

...That, I can agree with.

What do I earn if I come punch out everyone in the newsroom?

[gotbottle]

...The front page, probably.

[pridegoeth]

I see no downside.