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peter quill | guardians of the galaxy

[nostalgiabomb]

1.) I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.

2.) I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.

3.) But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life.

4.) I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.

1.

[6collegecredits]

But...delicious pie!

[nostalgiabomb]

Yes.

Delicious pie that I have claimed. It is mine. That is my slice.

Don't touch it.

[6collegecredits]

I really don't think you'd follow through with your threat if I did.

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[girltalk]

Um. I'll make you a new one...?

[nostalgiabomb]

... did you seriously eat it already

I've only been gone for like five minutes???

[girltalk]

... no?

uh.

aliens ate it! not me.

nope.

[ /GUILTY ]

1.

[slums]

do you mean...

[ attachment of 1x selfie of Aerith with a plate of pie, fork in hand. ]

THIS pie?

[nostalgiabomb]

DON'T YOU DARE

PUT THE FORK DOWN AND STEP AWAY

[slums]

I don't know, it's awfully tempting... you're going to have to convince me.

[voluptuous]

Are you threatening me over pie of all things, Starlad?

[nostalgiabomb]

Of course I am.

Because that slice is totally mine. I claimed it.

Don't ignore the Post-It.

[voluptuous]

I'm certain there was none, Starlad, and I checked. All I see are a pile of ashes near delectable pie.

Where did you keep your utensils again?

I tried not to but 1

[hasitsthorns]

Okay. That's fair.

But. What if I bake you an even better pie to make up for it?

[nostalgiabomb]

... are you saying that because you already ate it.

You totally ate it didn't you.

t r a i t o r

[hasitsthorns]

Nnnnoooooooyyyyyes.

For what it's worth, it was awesome. But I can still make an awesomer pie.

the pie train don't stop apparently

[phaselocknroll]

If there WAS pie in the fridge, it's sure not there now.






It wasn't me.

[nostalgiabomb]

I PUT A POST-IT ON IT

I WROTE MY NAME

"PROPERTY OF STAR-LORD

DON'T TOUCH

THIS MEANS YOU TOO MAYA"

[phaselocknroll]

I JUST TOLD YOU IT WASN'T ME

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[thatsassyraccoon]

I'm pretty sure Drax will crush your head and not feel one ounce of remorse for it.

[nostalgiabomb]

I bet he'd buy it if I told him it was a form of Terran compliment.

Like "Yeah you're so manly you only need one nad."

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[veryveryfrightening]

It looks delicious, what flavor is it? None told me there was pie.

[nostalgiabomb]

There is no pie for you

that is my piece

Property of Star-Lord, aka Peter Quill

ok?

stay awayyyy

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[starlording]

It's Rocket. Whether your Rocket or mine, he'll find out somehow.

[nostalgiabomb]

of course he will

the question is, how far do you think I can spread the rumor before he tries to shunt me out of an airlock?

my bet is I can make it common knowledge on Xandar at LEAST.