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Susan Sto Helit | Discworld | OTA

[goodoldsue]

My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.

Or text her.

[sogreataname]

What's the exchange rate for drunk, crying Scots? I've had more than three of those, but they haven't been overly giant.

[goodoldsue]

2 to 1, if they're prone to breaking things.

And never after their football team loses.

[sogreataname]

Prone, but they haven't been acting on it.

Any way you cut it, I mostly think we could both do with a stiff one.

[goodoldsue]

Sufficiently distracted?

I don't have anything left that wouldn't taste like a kick to the teeth.
Should have run out to the store earlier.

[sogreataname]

So tie the giants to a sledge and have them drag you to the nearest dispenser.

[goodoldsue]

They will be needing more tissues eventually...

[sogreataname]

So make good use of them.

[goodoldsue]

If one of them would stop moping, I'll consider it.

As it stands, I'm taking their car keys.

[sogreataname]

Good luck with it, then.

[goodoldsue]

Thank you.

May your Scotsmen continue to behave themselves.

[atent_dead]

Drunk Gytha counts as at least four Swedes

[goodoldsue]

Does she?

I admit other than the crying, they'd been rather well behaved.

[atent_dead]

If they ain't singin the hedgehog song, Gytha counts as four

[goodoldsue]

That song has been banned in the city!