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suddenly naked meme .

rules .
✗ post your character
✗ tag to others
✗ you are now butt ass naked. have fun.

scenarios .

one. walked in on
oh, hey have you seen my-- never mind, I'll come back later.

two. changing
like walked in on, only part of you is naked and you're not fapping.

three. streaking
oh, you sexual deviant you. you just want to run around with your balls or your titties flapping in the wind.

four. skinny dipping
there's some water and there's you naked in the water.

five. nudist beach
because everyone wants to see everyone else naked.

six. shower
you're now taking a shower with someone.

seven. dream
you know that dream you had where you went to school naked? well like that, except you're doing your entire daily schedule buck ass nude.

eight. free for all
did I miss something? do you just want it to all hang out? whatever, pick your poison.

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Malcolm Reynolds | Firefly | OTA

[captainbrowncoat]

M/F for shipping.

One and two?

[notaboutsex]

Inara was, of course, the one whose privacy was usually interrupted by the captain. Oftentimes, he didn't even knock, just strode into her room like he owned the place. Which, technically, he did, but she was paying for her rent, for her shuttle. She appreciated her privacy aboard the ship, as well. Luckily, things had been a little quiet between the two of them lately - too quiet, actually. But she tried not to let it bother her too much.

And that particular day, she just really needed to speak to him. It wasn't about just wanting to talk to him, even if maybe she did want to just a little, it was about something in particular. If Jayne didn't give her and her clientelle the privacy they needed, she was seriously going to consider leaving Serenity once and for all. So yes, the day had much to do with privacy, or the lack thereof. For when she walked into his room without knocking, she was not expecting to see what she saw.

"Mal, there's a matter of importance I wish to discuss with you and no, it cannot wait. It's about Jay..." That was where she trailed off, just as she saw a half-naked captain changing in his room. To say she was stunned was an understatement, and yes, she might have been staying just a little too much in her shock.

[captainbrowncoat]

Mal hadn't been expecting any visitors into his quarters, so he took his time getting himself together. With nothing, more than his pants on, Mal felt safe to strut around his room half-naked. If it is going to be a day of peace and quiet, Mal is going to do his best to make the most of it. A month of what seemed to be nothing but work, and work that was burdened with countless screw-ups. At least they broke even and earned enough to stay in space and survive on more protein bars.

Life for the crew of Serenity does indeed suck at times. It sucks more than it ought to, but Mal won't have it any other way. He ain't in the business to get rich.

Mal shuffles about on cold metal floor in his bare feet, with his mind on ways to look for work. While they won't get rich, finding something to eat besides protein bars. It is when the doors slide open; Mal loses his train of thought. He's quick to try, and grab hold of his shirt but not quickly enough. With a look of surprise on his face, Mal coughs and he does his best to gain his composure.

"Don't you people ever knock?!" He shouts, but then it is when he realizes whom it is that he relaxes. "what?! I thought you were used to seeing men in various stages of undress. So if it's important go on and let it out." Mal feels terribly awkward about having any of his crew catch him like this. And it shows as he begins to blush, and he reaches for a shirt.

[notaboutsex]

Well, it was a good thing it was only the top part of him that was in the nude. Still, seeing him like this probably shouldn't have made Inara feel so awkward, and even a little embarrassed. She'd seen many men naked in her lifetime, but it was Mal who made her feel uncomfortable. But there were still so many confusing thingd between them, that that probably made sense.

Clearing her throat, she tried to bring back her usual airs of confidence and an overall relaxed demeanor. "I've seen you wearing far less than this, Mal. Trust me, it's nothing I can't handle," she smirked just a little, but her feathers were still ruffled. "Would you like to put on a shirt, or should I go on? I would hate to make our business relationship seem inappropriate, Captain."

[captainbrowncoat]

Mal holds on to the shirt, and he is quick to put it on but leaves it unbuttoned. With his attention on Inara, he gives her an annoyed glare on his face. He is well aware that she's seen him naked before. But there are times when things aren't appropriate, and this ain't one of them as far as he's concerned.

"No, no, no. If it was important enough for you to come barging in my room without giving me the benefit of knowing you're coming, I'd hate for you have to wasted your time." He still looks annoyed, but he looks willing to hear what it is she wants to tell him. And he darn well hopes that it will be something of the utmost importance.” I mean, you've got important things to be doin', and I ain't about to keep you from them."