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Please only text me for murder purposes, Petre.

[ someone get grandpa off the phone ]

But I wrote you such a beautiful poem I've got more

No.

don't be a grumpy pants that's so old man cliché

That's like me telling you to stop being so creatively appalling. Impossible.

i think you meant astonishingly creative

Sometimes I am astonished by how appalling, yes.

ooh BURN grandpa's got some sass

Really, Petre. The way you keep repeating that, the next time you want something from me I may be feeling too old to comply.

I mock because I love nicknames are supposed to be a display of affection

Get off my lawn.

don't see your name on it

You're astonishing me again.

i aim to displease ;)