the way you blowin' up my phone won't make me leave no faster

[memesmemes]

THE TEXTING MEME

0. Post a blank comment.
1. Copy the form below.
2. TEXT YOUR FRIENDS, TEXT EVERYBODY, MISFIRE, FLIRT, SPAM THEM WITH TEXTS.
3. Alternatively, just call them, y'know.

<font face="courier new" size="2">"Your text goes here"
 

Comments

Mail "Matt" Jeevas | Death Note

[e_mail]

[gunsandchocolate]

were you still sleeping or something? why'd you send me a bunch of gibberish

[e_mail]

i think i texted u with my butt lol

[gunsandchocolate]

wow that sure is something. how the hell did you even manage that?

[e_mail]

its called a booty call

[gunsandchocolate]

[ ...are you serious?

no, really. is this a pick-up line? no, that would be dumb. but really? um.

He texts back way too fast. ]

OH MY GOD MATT

[e_mail]

what

did something happen are u ok

[gunsandchocolate]

just marveling over how much of an idiot you are

[e_mail]

why u gotta be so rude mel, I thought u loved puns

[There's a delay, and then:] mello yellow

[gunsandchocolate]

the first one was a (stupid) pun. that one isn't even a pun it's just a rhyme, and it's not a very clever one

[ who's a mister grumpy gills? ]

[e_mail]

wow mel, shows how much u know. its a double pun.

on the phrase and on the soda.

[e_mail]

and my first pun was great

[gunsandchocolate]

but its still not a pun cause you just said it randomly wtf

[e_mail]

wait which one

wait nevermind ur just a sourpuss

[gunsandchocolate]

and you're a dumbasspuss

[e_mail]

how dare u judge me on my puns when thats the best you can come up with omg

[gunsandchocolate]

maybe thats just the most effort you deserve

[e_mail]

that hurts man

thats the last time im booty calling ur ass