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FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S

Finally, the classic Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is having a re-opening. With all the hype surrounding it as well as the brand-new animatronics being outfitted with state-of-the-art technology, obviously, a security guard has to be hired to look over them. $100.50 a week isn't much, but you're just spending the six hours zoning out, right?

What could go wrong?

Welcome back to the FNAF 2 meme! Again: This is a meme based of the horror game, Five Nights at Freddy's. As you would expect, this is a horror meme. Therefore, warnings for blood, gore, mutilation, and if you're really fucking scared of living dolls and the like you might want to think twice before posting here. A playthrough of the first and second for the brave, and a snippet for the faint of heart:

After the 'old establishment' was torn down, Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria is opening its doors once again. The animatronics have new designs, and new technology; the old ones are left to rot and stink in the backrooms. These new animatronics are designed to be as kid-friendly as possible, even having facial recognition devices installed in them so as to detect any child predators that could be in the vicinity.

Great, right? You've been hired as the night guard. Strangely enough, the animatronics actually move around at night-- and it seems that they like to... stuff you in a Freddy Fazbear suit if they recognize you as a bare exoskeleton. Which may result in discomfort. And death. But it's no problem, you've got an empty Freddy Fazbear head you can put on in case they come around! That'll trick them into walking right out! If you put on the head quickly enough, of course. And it's too bulky to allow you to check the cameras or flash the flashlight down the hallway in front of you while you're wearing it. Oops?

Speaking of hallways, there's no doors, but there are vents to your left and right. Animatronics can come from either vents or right down the hallway. By the way, that Freddy head trick? Doesn't work on Foxy and the Mangle. You'll have to flash them with lights to get them to go away; somehow, bright lights put them in some sort of 'system reset'. Forget the details, it just keeps you safe, alright?

Oh, but it's not just the four old + new. There's a cute little Balloon Boy who can move as well, and might just have the slightly annoying habit of killing your lights. And that music box you can only wind in CAM 11? Keep it playing, or a puppet might just pay you an unwelcome visit.

Electricity is much less of an issue... but you've got much more to look out for. Don't worry though, because even if you die, sometimes after death, you might just get a glimpse into the secrets behind the pizzeria everyone knows and loves...

P.S. FNAF 2 might be a prequel. Or maybe it's a sequel? Play it however you like, with any theories you prefer!

Good luck, sport.

Options:

1. FIRST DAY: You and your new co-worker take the job as night security. Maybe you're childhood friends, maybe you're strangers to each other. But when the phone recording starts playing and you both realize this isn't exactly what you two signed up for, you'd better start working together. Fast.

2. OVERTIME: Maybe you're a sucker for the paranormal or you seriously have a death wish, but you haven't quit the job yet. Quite the contrary, in fact. You're working doubly hard. Except tonight, it seems that they're getting more... lively. Hey, where did Balloon Boy go--

3. FUCK THIS SHIT: Hell no are you staying cooped up in the guard room. You're going out of there. Maybe you're gonna investigate the back rooms, maybe you're going to find someplace else to hide, or maybe, if you're actually sane, you're going to try finding a way to escape. Still, is that a puppet's string you see in front of you? Maybe leaving wasn't the best idea...

4. THEY GOT YOU: Uh oh. Well, they're here. Time to say your last words before you get brutally slaughtered by walking talking animatronics.

5. GET INTO THE FUCKING FREDDY FAZBEAR SUIT: Hiring more than one guard was a mistake, because in the heat of the moment, you're arguing over what to do. Maybe they want to wind up the music box first instead of putting on the Freddy Fazbear head with you, even though Chica's already in the vents. Maybe they want to flash lights into one of the cameras, but you want to switch to another one. Whatever it is, settle this dispute fast, before the animatronics decide to settle it for you.

6. ONE HEAD TOO MANY: Alternatively, maybe two guards (or more) guards were hired, but there's not enough Freddy Fazbear heads for everyone. Did you break it, or did the employers forget to supply them? Whatever the case, someone's going to take the fall. And with the metallic sound of something moving in the vents getting closer, the unavoidable decision to sacrifice yourself or your coworker isn't too far away.

7. AM I DEAD YET: They've got you, torn you apart-- or not? For some reason, you and your coworker are now experiencing one of the death minigames. Pay attention; it's the last thing you can pay attention to...

8. GODDAMMIT BALLOON BOY: The flashlight isn't switching on, you can hear something coming your way, hurry, find a way to make a bright light--!

9. JUST PLAYING THE GAME: You're not actually stuck in a life-or-death situation. You're just playing it on your computer. It's still fucking terrifying, though.

10. YOU CAN'T CONTROL ME: Or make your own prompts!

FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S 2 MEME

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