bakerstreet | weekly shitstravaganza

You know what to do.

I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.

[Or send him your own!]

I'm not actually the fire dept, deal with it on your own.

ahahaha that would be like sending a dealer to a drug bust

You do know I can put em out too right?

If I feel like it's worth it. Which this isn't.

i never asked for your help i just thought i should let you know

Consider your ass patted then.

Well done fellow pyromaniac, gold star.

which puts us at 1-0

lmao in what game?

If it's accidental fires, I'll win.

If it's fires in general I'll still win.

fires started WITHOUT a lighter

[burnnnnnnn]

[So to speak.

Still, ouch.]

That hurts. Gimme more credit for resourcefulness.

i dont see you listing any of these resources

Cigarettes for one.

You wouldn't have a face if I could actually burn you.

but you can't, so that's another 1-0 shall i start adding these up

You can't burn me either genius.

That's a stalemate, no points.

doing a pretty good job of burning you right now ohhhhhh

You just keep thinking so if that's what you need.

Alright, so what are you actually doing about the fire, besides texting pyrokinetics.

putting my hand on it why should I be doing something else