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bakerstreet2012-05-09 08:37 pm
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Vacation Time!

You've been planning this vacation for ages, down to the last detail and now it's time to go! Time to pack your bags and get on the road to wherever! Aren't you excited? Better savor that joy while it lasts, folks, because no vacation is without flaws and problems.
You know how this works. Comment with your character name in the subject line and any preferences you may have. Comment to others and use the handy dandy RNG to pick out your vacation spot;
1: Camping
2: Beach vacation
3: Foreign land
4: Cruise
5: Ski Vacation
6: Wildcard. Whatever you want.
And then pick out how hideous your vacation will be:
1: Lost luggage.
2: Lost tickets.
3: Missed your flight.
4: Flight is delayed. And delayed again. And delayed some more!
5: Lost room reservation.
6: Food poisoning.
7: Wild animals.
8: Forgot something important.
9: GPS/Map issues.
10: Poisoning by local wildlife.
11: The weather is horrible.
12: Wildcard! Make something up.
Santana Lopez | Glee
6: 4/6
A fact that was confirmed not even a minute after he had the thought, when the pilot announced that they would be making an emergency landing at the nearest airport until the weather cleared enough.]
Great. Just great, now we get to sit in a stupid airport with hundreds of people while missing the competition! Today is awesome.
[Sarcasm at it's best. Puck's scowl says enough about what he really thinks of this situation.]
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she was just happy he hadn't tried to explain how Super Mario changed the world...again]
They can't compete without us, it's in the rules or something.
[Santana glared at the flight attendants like it was their fault. Well it might as well be, they wouldn't be the one listening to Berry's rant if they were disqualified.]
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Yeah but you know them, they'll be so desperate to get in without us that they'll probably find some like. Homeless dudes to replace us and dance in the background.
[Have a 'that's a matter of fact' look, Santana.]
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That really wouldn't surprise me.
[It really wouldn't. Santana growled, hitting Puck's arm when it didn't look like they'd be able to leave any time soon]
Fuck this, i'm not going to let Mr Schue give away my solo. I worked too damn hard for it.
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Hitting me isn't going to get it back for you, or make us get there any faster. [Puck lets go, before nudging her shoulder with his elbow in return. Not hard, because yeah, she's a girl, but really. He's not not going to retaliate.]
Since you're definitely getting replaced, why don't you sing it here?
[He raises his brows at her and grins, holding back the urge to rub it in her face that Rachel will probably be taking over for her, too.]
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Don't care. It makes me feel better.
[Did he really just suggest that? Santana merely rolled her eyes. She wasn't going to bring up the fact Hudson would be taking over Puck's part in the choreography.]
Nope, not gonna happen.
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Her answer just has him rolling his eyes and sighing, shrinking down in his chair with an unhappy expression.]
...I'm definitely in hell. I swear.[Puck looks up at the top of the plane, hands going in front of him in mock prayer.] Jesus, bro, if you're listening, please do some magic and get me off out of this mess. I swear, I will stop throwing dweebs in dumpsters.
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We can't be in hell. Sylvester isn't here insulting us with a pitchfork of doom. [a pause] Are you....praying?
[She pushed his hands down when they started getting funny looks from the people across from them.]
You're being embarrassing, jeez. [Santana really wished she was here with Brittany right about now, but she had a funny feeling Puck already knew that]
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I'll give her a six. [A pause and a grin as he returns his gaze to Santana.] And sorry, what did you say?
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You do that [Santana huffed, glaring at Puck out of the corner of her eye]
I still don't get why Schue paired me with you
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[Have a stink face, Santana. Seriously, cut that crap out cause he can't really hit you back. He may be all bad ass and shit but he's still a gentleman on some fronts.]
And yeah, I don't really get it either. We don't even make that good of a team together.
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But we do, that's the problem.
Us together on an unsupervised flight with alcohol on board. It's like Schue is asking for trouble.
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[Puck says it with a moody grumble as he shrinks into his seat, his expression flat and bored.]
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[Santana knew for a fact that Puck could easily charm one of the air hostesses into giving them at least one drink each.
She huffs, her expression similar to his. She was annoyed, bored, and starting to feel a little hungry] You think they'd bring me a cheeseburger if I threaten to go all Lima Heights?