onceinabluememe ([personal profile] onceinabluememe) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2012-05-09 08:37 pm

Vacation Time!




You've been planning this vacation for ages, down to the last detail and now it's time to go! Time to pack your bags and get on the road to wherever! Aren't you excited? Better savor that joy while it lasts, folks, because no vacation is without flaws and problems.

You know how this works. Comment with your character name in the subject line and any preferences you may have. Comment to others and use the handy dandy RNG to pick out your vacation spot;


1: Camping
2: Beach vacation
3: Foreign land
4: Cruise
5: Ski Vacation
6: Wildcard. Whatever you want.

And then pick out how hideous your vacation will be:

1: Lost luggage.
2: Lost tickets.
3: Missed your flight.
4: Flight is delayed. And delayed again. And delayed some more!
5: Lost room reservation.
6: Food poisoning.
7: Wild animals.
8: Forgot something important.
9: GPS/Map issues.
10: Poisoning by local wildlife.
11: The weather is horrible.
12: Wildcard! Make something up.
bitchesandbreadstix: (Default)

Santana Lopez | Glee

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-12 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
asexshark: (dislikes)

6: 4/6

[personal profile] asexshark 2012-05-13 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[Every single thing that could go wrong had, and Puck was pretty sure that their rotten luck wasn't going to end. It was bad enough that he and Santana had had to take a different flight from everyone else thanks to traffic. It was definite, anything that could go wrong today would. They were going to miss their own competition.

A fact that was confirmed not even a minute after he had the thought, when the pilot announced that they would be making an emergency landing at the nearest airport until the weather cleared enough.]


Great. Just great, now we get to sit in a stupid airport with hundreds of people while missing the competition! Today is awesome.

[Sarcasm at it's best. Puck's scowl says enough about what he really thinks of this situation.]
bitchesandbreadstix: (glare)

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-13 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[Santana was just sitting in silence next to Puck, her jaw clenched in anger. Mr Schue was definitely on her list now. First a different flight, and now this? She wouldn't mind so much if she was stuck with Brittany- they'd find a way to fill in the extra time- but being stuck with Puck...

she was just happy he hadn't tried to explain how Super Mario changed the world...again]


They can't compete without us, it's in the rules or something.

[Santana glared at the flight attendants like it was their fault. Well it might as well be, they wouldn't be the one listening to Berry's rant if they were disqualified.]
asexshark: (flat)

[personal profile] asexshark 2012-05-13 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not yet. But if they were going to be stuck together for an undisclosed amount of time, Puck really might go there. Mario was a great way to pass the time, he could talk about it for hours and not even care about looking at a clock.]

Yeah but you know them, they'll be so desperate to get in without us that they'll probably find some like. Homeless dudes to replace us and dance in the background.

[Have a 'that's a matter of fact' look, Santana.]
bitchesandbreadstix: (frown)

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-13 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Santana had already silently vowed that if she heard the word Mario, Puck would be short one mohawk before he could say 'rainbow road']

That really wouldn't surprise me.

[It really wouldn't. Santana growled, hitting Puck's arm when it didn't look like they'd be able to leave any time soon]

Fuck this, i'm not going to let Mr Schue give away my solo. I worked too damn hard for it.
asexshark: (oh I got this)

[personal profile] asexshark 2012-05-13 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[Puck catches her wrist after she oh so sweetly hits him like it's his fault, making a face at her.]

Hitting me isn't going to get it back for you, or make us get there any faster. [Puck lets go, before nudging her shoulder with his elbow in return. Not hard, because yeah, she's a girl, but really. He's not not going to retaliate.]

Since you're definitely getting replaced, why don't you sing it here?

[He raises his brows at her and grins, holding back the urge to rub it in her face that Rachel will probably be taking over for her, too.]
bitchesandbreadstix: (eyeroll)

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-13 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[Santana just shrugged, folding her arms in front of her when Puck let go]

Don't care. It makes me feel better.

[Did he really just suggest that? Santana merely rolled her eyes. She wasn't going to bring up the fact Hudson would be taking over Puck's part in the choreography.]

Nope, not gonna happen.
asexshark: (totally unimpressed)

[personal profile] asexshark 2012-05-13 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah well, at least he didn't have any huge parts, although Puck still isn't happy knowing he's going to be just as replaced as Santana.

Her answer just has him rolling his eyes and sighing, shrinking down in his chair with an unhappy expression.]


...I'm definitely in hell. I swear.[Puck looks up at the top of the plane, hands going in front of him in mock prayer.] Jesus, bro, if you're listening, please do some magic and get me off out of this mess. I swear, I will stop throwing dweebs in dumpsters.
bitchesandbreadstix: (bored)

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-13 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
[Santana looks at Puck in confusion]

We can't be in hell. Sylvester isn't here insulting us with a pitchfork of doom. [a pause] Are you....praying?

[She pushed his hands down when they started getting funny looks from the people across from them.]

You're being embarrassing, jeez. [Santana really wished she was here with Brittany right about now, but she had a funny feeling Puck already knew that]
asexshark: (can't resist this)

[personal profile] asexshark 2012-05-13 09:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Puck laughed when she pushed his hands down, before offering those people who were staring a 'what, come and get it' look. It causes the older lady to look away abruptly, and the teen sort of scans her over before shaking his head.]

I'll give her a six. [A pause and a grin as he returns his gaze to Santana.] And sorry, what did you say?
bitchesandbreadstix: (glare)

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-13 09:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[Santana slapped his arm again for good measure]

You do that [Santana huffed, glaring at Puck out of the corner of her eye]

I still don't get why Schue paired me with you
asexshark: (dislikes)

[personal profile] asexshark 2012-05-19 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Enough with the hitting, Satan, seriously.

[Have a stink face, Santana. Seriously, cut that crap out cause he can't really hit you back. He may be all bad ass and shit but he's still a gentleman on some fronts.]

And yeah, I don't really get it either. We don't even make that good of a team together.
bitchesandbreadstix: (eyeroll)

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-19 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Fine, she'll stop for now.]

But we do, that's the problem.

Us together on an unsupervised flight with alcohol on board. It's like Schue is asking for trouble.
.
asexshark: (flat)

[personal profile] asexshark 2012-05-28 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Like they'll serve us any. I bet he knew it, too.

[Puck says it with a moody grumble as he shrinks into his seat, his expression flat and bored.]
bitchesandbreadstix: (glare)

[personal profile] bitchesandbreadstix 2012-05-28 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
When has that ever stopped us?

[Santana knew for a fact that Puck could easily charm one of the air hostesses into giving them at least one drink each.

She huffs, her expression similar to his. She was annoyed, bored, and starting to feel a little hungry]
You think they'd bring me a cheeseburger if I threaten to go all Lima Heights?