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ｌｅａｄ ｆｉｓｈ ([personal profile] ldfsh) wrote in [community profile] bakerstreet2014-10-03 03:28 pm
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-03 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Haha, what a cruel thing to say!

What would it be called? Koujakuitis? Hm... maybe The Red Sparrow?
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[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-03 09:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, no, that's what we're gonna name the pirate ship you buy me with all the royalties from your STD!

ps koujakuitis is inflammation of the koujaku you dont want that
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-03 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah right, of course. Are we going to be your crew?

Well what would you name it?
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[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-03 10:04 pm (UTC)(link)
OBVI. you can be my first mate and matt can navigate and jesse can help me battle undead skeleton warriors while you grab teh treasure... i didnt have this planned out already

Acute Koujaku Induced Debilitating Exhaustion ... or ... akide... for... short. Look, its even Japanese LIKE U
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-03 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Obviously not.

Sounds like it's super contagious. You've been using proper protection, right?
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[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-03 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
NO and i have a full blown, chronic case so i shouldnt be forced to clean anything or lift junk and you should carry me around for the sake of my HEALTH
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-03 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that the only way to treat it?
onteamdyson: (trying not to laugh)

[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-03 11:40 pm (UTC)(link)
it's the only known treatment, yes. very serious stuff. Candy corn is also said to speed up the recovery process.
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-03 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I guess I don't have any other choice. I can't let you suffer because of me, obviously.

But does this mean I can't kiss you when I get home from work?
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[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-03 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
... Kissing should be fine, I mean, you know what I REALLY think would help? If I just built up an immunity.
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-04 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
That might take a while, but I'm sure you could do it. We'll just have to be careful... I wouldn't want to risk making your condition worse.

I'm almost home by the way. Do you need any special foods for your AKIDE?
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[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-04 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. a while. And missing a day might throw everything off so we have to start over....

PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-04 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I'll take good care of you every day to make sure your AKIDE doesn't get worse.

Starting with pizza, I guess. Are you too sick to order it from there?
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[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-04 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Most devoted and selfless boyfriend, more worried about my health than his own NEEDS! You're an inspiration.

I think I can manage ordering it, but I'm DEF too sick to pay... so...
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-04 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be able to call myself a man if I couldn't take care of my precious girlfriend. Especially since I'm the one that got her sick in the first place.

Did you spend all your money on Coke and Poprocks again?
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[personal profile] onteamdyson 2014-10-04 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
NECESSITIES, KOUJAKU! NECESSITIES!
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[personal profile] hairkink 2014-10-04 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
So pizza wasn't a necessity? I'm surprised.
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