The Muse Shaming Meme

[sparks_fly]

The Muse Shaming Meme

1. Your muse is now wearing a sign boasting of something shameful they did (ala dog shaming).
2. Post your muse and the text of said sign.
3. React to the signs of other people.

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[thismighttickle]

[Tsukasa's doing everything in his power to casually hide his sign: I remember everything about my past life.]

You must really dislike them.

[treasuretroller]

[Luckily for Tsukasa, Daiki doesn't see what the sign says. Unluckily, he does notice that Tsukasa has a sign in general, which just makes him curious.

As for his own sign...might as well not bother hiding it at this point.]

Have you still not tried a sea cucumber for yourself, Tsukasa?

[He may or may not be casually circling Tsukasa in a slow, purposeful manner, sneaking glances at the sign every now and again to see if he can read it.]

[thismighttickle]

I was waiting for you to cook me some, but now I guess that's not a good idea. ... so what makes you do that?

[The shark look is just making him cross his arms tighter. Thanks, Daiki.]

[treasuretroller]

[Damn. Looks like he's going to have to get creative if he wants to read that sign without seeming like he really wants to read that sign.

He'll explain as he contemplates a plan to accomplish this.]

When I was just a rookie treasure hunter, I'd mistaken a treasure I was trying to steal for a piece of sea cucumber. I'd stuffed it into my pocket and made my getaway...and it wasn't until later, when I pulled that slimy sea cucumber out of my pocket, that I realized my mistake. I've hated them ever since.

[thismighttickle]

[Tsukasa's giving you a really flat look, Daiki.]

That's a lot of resentment to hold over one mistake.

[treasuretroller]

[Inwardly, Daiki's pouting a bit. Sea cucumbers are serious business, okay-]

I wouldn't expect someone who has yet to try them for himself to understand.

[And now, without warning, he's taking off his jacket and draping it over Tsukasa's shoulders. Without explanation, of course.]

[thismighttickle]

I'll only try one if you cook it for me.

[. . . The jacket draping gets a rather confused look from Tsukasa.]

... what are you doing?

[treasuretroller]

Cook it for yourself.

[Daiki steps back and smiles.]

I couldn't help but notice how cold you look, with the way you're crossing your arms like that.

[Yes, because Daiki just gives his jacket to anyone who looks cold. Of course.]

[thismighttickle]

What if I say I enjoy your cooking more?

[Daiki, he doesn't trust you normally. Now he really doesn't trust you.]

I have my reasons.

[treasuretroller]

Too bad. I won't touch it, no matter how much you flatter me.

[Darn, he was kind of hoping Tsukasa wouldn't be so smart and fall for his trick. Now Daiki has to reveal how much he was wanting to look at that sign. Oh well.]

Do your reasons involve hiding things in a painfully obvious way?

[thismighttickle]

So what if they do?

[Challenging, but he's not denying it.]

[treasuretroller]

You're only making others want to know what you're so intent on hiding.

[And by others, he obviously just means himself.]

[thismighttickle]

I don't have any reason to tell you.

[treasuretroller]

That embarrassing?

[If so, then Daiki wants to know what it is even more.]

[thismighttickle]

No.

[Tsukasa's really hoping you'll drop it, but figures that isn't possible.]

[treasuretroller]

[Tsk tsk Tsukasa, you should know better than to think Daiki would give up on something that makes him this curious.]

So what then, it has to do with me or someone else we know?

[thismighttickle]

Maybe.

[Daiki, he's really sure you don't want to play this game with him.]

[treasuretroller]

[And Daiki's really sure that he does.]

If it's a love confession, I understand. I'll keep it a secret.

[Is he fully joking or only half joking? Who knows.]

[thismighttickle]

I wouldn't trust you with any of my secrets, Kaitou.

[Nope, still hiding. You're going to have to force him to show you if you want it, Daiki.]

[treasuretroller]

[Yeah, he could just grab Tsukasa's arms and move them by force...but where's the fun in that?]

I can't imagine why.

[Once again ambiguously joking.]

[thismighttickle]

[Tsukasa almost laughs at that, turning his head away.]

... are we going to be here all night?

[treasuretroller]

Do you even have to ask that question?

[thismighttickle]

I guess you better get comfortable, then.

[treasuretroller]

...Tsukasa. Is it really that shameful of a secret? Whatever it is probably wouldn't surprise anyone.

[thismighttickle]

[He reeeaally doesn't want to tell you.]

I wouldn't say that.