RETURN OF THE THING

[ldfsh]

Per modly request, here is a repost of yesterday's TFLN.
Sadly I cannot recover all the threads that were deleted, but anyone who wishes to continue may do so here, or, yanno, start fresh!

You know where to find 'em!

Comments

Peter Quill | Guardians of the Galaxy / MCU

[nostalgiabomb]

1. How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?

2. The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?

3. I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch

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[notgettingyoucoffee]

Not sure who this is but I got to say, Im a little impressed and a whole lot of curious.

Welp, you have to take in to consideration... do you want to be smacked? Because you are more than likely going to get smacked.

[nostalgiabomb]

... shit, did I send this to the wrong number? Sorry buddy.

But yeah, you're probably right. No good way to say it, huh?

[notgettingyoucoffee]

It's okay, I was bored at work anyway. This is a lot more fun.

Not even a little. I would suggest you avoid it all together but these types of things have a way of rearing their ugly head. Anyway you can just drop both?

[nostalgiabomb]

The little sister was a quick fling. And big sister is /seriously hot./ so.

Tough call

[notgettingyoucoffee]

Are you sure your name isn't Oliver Queen? Because I swear I heard this very same story six years ago...

I would say let it die, but who knows. Put it out there. Maybe you can get them to three way.

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[fbitchesgtmoney]

you left with one. make sure she's not in the grass somewhere bro.

[nostalgiabomb]

... yeah I like forgot her name part way through the night and she left in a huff

I have no idea whose house this is or where I am send help

[fbitchesgtmoney]

what are even the point of names, mine never gets remembered during sex anyway, i always just wind up being a deity.

how am i supposed to know? do you see any distinguishing landmarks?

[nostalgiabomb]

Stark. Gross.

there's a house and another house and another house.

There are houses, is what I'm getting at.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

are there any houses around

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[psychometer]

First, I think you need to prepare a grave before saying anything.

Second, are you sure you wanna tell this to a detective for hire?

[nostalgiabomb]

...



too late to say wrong number huh

[psychometer]

Hey, on the bright side, you made me laugh out loud! Consider that a victory Casanova! (*^▽^*)

[nostalgiabomb]

thanks. i guess. I'll be more amused by this when I'm over the fact that i misdialed like an idiot.





any advice though while i've got you?

[psychometer]

Chocolate, flower bouquet, and groveling on your knees.

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[anachronologistics]

what kind of music
like was this some a list jamming or some shitty 80s covers sans the big hair and bulging pants
because you know my opinion on these things and frankly i dont really feel like having to school anyone today

[nostalgiabomb]

mostly it was just my tapes

she kept trying to play me this stuff called dubstep and i still don't understand what it is????

[anachronologistics]

dude i know how musically retarded you are you dont need to remind me
like im working on it man but these things take time
i cant just drop you on the juggalo train and not expect your dome to explode from its dopeness that would just be nigh irresponsible of me
downright unmannerly even
but at least it was some b list jamming with some pants bulges so i cant fault that
if for the nostalgic value anyway idk
did you get your makeouts on at least
i mean if you were at the door im at least hoping you were trying to kiss her goodnight

[nostalgiabomb]

okay first of all what the hell is a juggalo? Just because it's been 20something years for me doesn't mean you get to make shit up

Second of all I think we were just having a chill night with the possibility of waking up awkwardly in her bedroom? But I also vaguely remember after the whole falling-asleep-thing I may have called her by the wrong name, so she kicked me out.

She had a weird taste in music anyway. And a dumb name. I think.

[anachronologistics]

i thought i just got done insinuating you werent ready to understand that which is juggalos yet
anyway what name did you call her
if her name was that dumb she shouldnt be that offended

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[mischiefandice]

You don't. Trust the God of Lies. Not all truths are good to say.

[nostalgiabomb]

You think so? See, I was going for a full disclosure thing. Like, "hey, no secrets!"

I am also totally fine with keeping my mouth shut tho

[mischiefandice]

That's a terrible idea. I vote for 'keeping your mouth shut' though I have no illusions, having met you.

[nostalgiabomb]

what's that supposed to mean, dude?