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[optipesimism]

the sexting meme. Probably the easiest meme ever. Post a blank with post with your character's name and universe. For the replier, the reply must be a dirty text to the poster's phone, or a picture of naughty parts. It can be on purpose ...or a mistyped number. ("Whoops, sorry I showed you my junk! ... But how was it?!") The original poster can reply to the text or ignore it. Have fun!

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...playing this by ear, an ear big enough for Nine

[neverwouldiever]

So... Is there good money in it? The kissing thing.

[kissogramme]

it paid the bills for a time. why?

[neverwouldiever]

Just wondering, just wondering.

How much per... gig?

[kissogramme]

there's no charge for you, spaceman.

[neverwouldiever]

NOT WHAT I WAS ASK

wait what really?

[kissogramme]

interested?

[neverwouldiever]

Now, now, wait a moment there, Pond! Aren't you married?

[kissogramme]

I'm sure you've kissed a married woman before, Doctor.

[neverwouldiever]

Well, yes. But I'm a terrible role-model and also it was necessary to save the world. Every time.

[kissogramme]

we've kissed before, you know. Well, not yet for you. But it still counts.

Actually now I'm wondering if you were better at it before or after...

[neverwouldiever]

Oi! Don't you compare me to him.

It'd be bad for his ego.

[kissogramme]

can't compare until I have something to compare it to.

[neverwouldiever]

You can just take my word for it. Oh, and Queen Elizabeth's.

[kissogramme]

spoil sport.

[neverwouldiever]

Your husband is a Roman! Those are brutal. Ever been sold on a Roman slave market? Not pleasant, I'm telling you.