Someone's in my bed

[justformemes]

Someone Is Sleeping in My Bed!

It's morning in EST. But maybe not for you -- A little too late to be sleeping but y'know what? That's okay. People nap. Sometimes the bed is oh so cozy and you want to snuggle under a blanket and sleep forever. And you don't care if it's your bed or not. You're going to sleep. Like a boss.

Too bad someone doesn't agree.
Rules
The Poster is the character who is asleep.
The Responder is the one who discovers the sleeper.
Therefore, the Responder must do one of three things

I. Decide you know this person! (Castmate, previous threader, whatever.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Wake them up - You don't care how friendly you are to the person in your bed; they need to get up.
b. Happy Awakening - Such a shame they're so deep asleep when you're in the mood. How about a nice wake up call? (if you don't like smut, keep this to cuddles, kisses, hugs, or reroll)
c. Prank! - Oh, this has just go to stop. They need to be punished. But how?
Can't beat 'em, Join them - Push 'em over and snuggle up. You're too tried to deal with this craziness right now. Or sleep on your couch.
d. Let them Sleep - Whatever, it's noon. They're asleep and you got things to do. Regard them or disregard them.


II. Decide you have NO CLUE this person is! (People that haven't threaded with each other before, crossovers, castmates who haven't met.)
Go to Random and Roll.

a. Scream 'OMGWTFBBQ GET UP' - While this is probably the default reaction, it's a pretty honest one.
b. Prank! - What a better way for you to remember this moment of meeting than by painting a mustachio on your new 'friend's' face? (Remember, it's your bed. Be wise on what you do.)
c. Gently wake them up - Oh, the poor dears! They must be exhausted but they can't stay here. Be nice, even if it isn't IC for your character. This is what you get for rolling. Shake them up quietly. Or reroll.
d. Get to Know them NON-Biblically - Well, they're asleep. But they left their wallet, important work, or identification out (no matter how OOC it may be)! Let's see who's REALLY sleeping in your bed. (Use your own judgment on what you find. As a suggestion, have the most they find is the sleeper's name and maybe place of work.)
e. Tie 'em up - FUNCTIONAL tying up. Not kinky, no matter what the other party might think. Let them continue their blissful moment of rest. They'll answer questions later and you'll be safe and sound.


III. Decide - f**k the police. You hear me right. F**k 'em.
You move forward and make your own fate!

Comments

Stiles Stilinski | Teen Wolf | OTA

[teenyoda]

1 and can't beat them?

[tatenothale]

[OOC: I also have no problem with smut, but I didn't want you to feel like they had to sleep together, since this is our first thread. :)]

Malia doesn't quite understand why she always seems to end up in Stiles bed, but she does. She quietly toed her shoes off and crawled into bed with her boyfriend. She wasn't sure if he was expecting her, so she lay very still.

[teenyoda]

You'd think he'd be a lighter sleeper by now, but no, he slumbered on through the person crawling into bed with him, though he did turn onto his side and sort of... reach for an arm to pull over him. Sleep-snuggles. Yes. That was how this would be done.

[tatenothale]

Malia moved easily into his arms, her hands curling in his t-shirt, which smelled like home.

"Sorry, didn't mean to wake you."

[teenyoda]

"Don't let the monkeys eat all the peanut butter..." It was mumbled into the pillow as he hooked a foot back around her leg to pull it halfway through his. So maybe Stiles talked in his sleep. And groped in his sleep. Not his fault.