CUPCAKES FOR ALL

[chopsocky]

you know what's fantastic? cupcakes. cupcakes are fucking incredible. are you upset, friend? did your cat get sick? have a cupcake. is your bff trying to take over the world with an evil corporation? have a cupcake. did your planet get destroyed by a psychotic alien and are all your friends dead? sit down, motherfucker, have a cupcake on me. shit, did you not want a pink one? that's okay, there are ten thousand of those rainbow assholes right behind you. no, they aren't magical. no, they aren't drugged. you know why? because cupcakes are already the best they can be. like you. NO, I'M NOT REALLY HERE, DON'T ASK STUPIDASS QUESTIONS. THERE ARE JUST CUPCAKES. EVERYWHERE. YOU ARE A SPECIAL PERSON. YOUR HAIR GAME IS STRONG. WOULD YOU LIKE A CUP OF TEA WITH THAT CUPCAKE? RIDE THE FUCKING WIND, CHAMP, IT'S YOUR DAY. HAVE SOME SPRINKLES. the nick fury CUPCAKE SHARE meme • name & series in the header. • HAVE A CUPCAKE. HAVE TWO. SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS. no rules, just be excellent to each other.

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Right - Ressha Sentai ToQger - OTA

[lunchleader]

[Free Cupcakes??? Like Right will ever pass up on that kind of offer! One could easily find him munching on a dozen or so, or coming back for thirds, fourths, fifths, etc.]

[nakamura_sensei]

[ With this guy it's always about food... ]

[ She's just ... going to like ... sit here on this stool and watch you, Right. Because she's wondering when your bottomless stomach will run out of space. ]

[lunchleader]

[Oh, hey, there's that girl from the coffee shop! Right comes up to her as he swallowed the remains of yet another cupcake.] I think I saw you at that coffee shop that one time, huh?

[nakamura_sensei]

[ 'That one time'. ] Hi.

Yes, we sat beside each other. Rather, you sat next to me.

[ You know... I don't even know his name. ]

[lunchleader]

Oh, yeah! I had to watch out for your drink...sorry 'bout that. [Right then offered one cupcake with sea-green frosting.] Want one? They're really good...

[nakamura_sensei]

[ What are the chances I'll ever need him for anything? He seems like an idiot. ]

[ Premature thoughts, Nakamura. ]

[ She bores the cupcake with her stare. ] How good is 'really good'?

[lunchleader]

Like "little pieces of heaven" good! [He's still holding out the cupcake for you, thinking that you might take it]

1/2

[nakamura_sensei]

Oh. That good, huh.

[ She figures she'll just take it because she doesn't want him to stand there and stand there with the cupcake in her face forever- ]


[ The first bite doesn't really impress her much. ] Yeah ... it tastes

2/2

[nakamura_sensei]

[ 'really good'! Like 'a little piece of heaven'! ]

[ ...yet she looks so horrified- ]

[lunchleader]

See? Told ya! [Right sat down and placed the big tray of cupcakes between them.]

--Oh, yeah, I forgot. What's your name?

[nakamura_sensei]

[ That tray could feed a murder of crows... ]

Eh? Ah- [ Why is he why is he asking? She shrinks away for a second, the cupcake still in her mouth. She hastily wipes off any traces of cream with a sleeve. ]

Nakamura Kana. [ All the surprise is gone from her face at this point. ] You?

[lunchleader]

I'm Right. Nice to meet ya. [Right grinned in a welcoming manner before he began to stuff his face (again) with the cupcakes.]

[nakamura_sensei]

Nice to meet you, Right. [ She gives that grin a skeptical look.

... Ah, he's at it again. What's the water content of these, anyway? Is he going to be okay? ]

You should enter a competition - the TV people would love to have you.