Texts from You Know When

[ldfsh]

You know the drill.

Comments

tony stark ❂ mcu

[fbitchesgtmoney]

Ⓐ do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?

Ⓑ judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart

Ⓒ Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"

Ⓓ text him

Ⓑ

[theatrics]

You're welcome.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

why couldn't cap just carry me?

[theatrics]

He had to carry Barnes.

[fbitchesgtmoney]

...what happened to james? i feel like we got into it over something but i can't remember what.

[theatrics]

You're lucky you didn't shanked. You kept trying to examine his arm.

BAM finn the avenger

[the_human]

Dude you were like passed out
and your butt is so big
and you had like a billion pounds of armor on
and there was a shopping cart
so
yeah

[fbitchesgtmoney]

a) my butt isn't that big. you only say that because you're like, 12.
b) ok the armour is heavy but still
c) steve should have carried me.

[the_human]

I'm 14 and your butt is HUGE and steve was busy because he was fighting because YOU PASSED OUT

i'm keeping the shopping cart