i would very hit that

[thatsright]

 

 

You've seen her across the room a hundred times - oh, maybe it's him? - and for some reason you've always been too shy to say it... Or maybe it's a complete stranger and you're feeling kind of brave? Either way, you're compelled to let this person know that you'd hit it. You would so hit that.

Hell, if you don't, feel free to tell that person: no, I would not.

No guarantees can be made!

The Rules:

• Post with your character. Include name, series, and any preferences in the subject line.
• Other characters are gonna reply and confess whether or not they'd hit dat.
• Play out the reactions. Add in a setting! Take it to a room. Whatever you'd like.
• Tag around.
• Have fun and be excellent to each other!

Comments

Peter Quill | GotG

[starwhore]

[slapdash]

N o p e.

[starwhore]

Hey. Sure smells like something is burning.

That would be your pants.

[slapdash]

Stop sniffing my pants, then.

[starwhore]

[... please tell him you're just kidding and totally actually get the joke.]

Don't have to when they're on fire.

[barsoombamf]

Perhaps, if the mood struck.

[starwhore]

[Oh hello. You have a pretty face.

And everything else.]

So what helps a mood strike? For future reference.

[barsoombamf]

[Most princesses do, even if they are from Mars.]

Oh, a variety of things, I suppose.

Romantic gestures, sweet whispers, a gentle caress or two - just to name a few.

[starwhore]

[That seems like a lot of work. Can't he just offer you a ride in his ship and maybe offer you a few glasses of alcohol? He'll play you some awesome terran music too. The alien ladies love that.]

Would a ride in my space ship trump any of those? Got some pretty sweet music we could swing to. Could show you a few of my own moves. [Take that as you will.]

[needspettings]

[starwhore]

I would be insulted if I were into furry angry things.

But I'm not. Still, you have no idea what you're missing, Rocket.

[He makes a face, can't believe he said that.]

... actually just forget I even said that.

[needspettings]

[LOL. LOL. ...wait a sec. glare.]

You comin' onto me, Quill?

[Because no.]

I'm laughing because the thought of anyone actually being willing to have sex with you is a real good joke.

[starwhore]

Believe me when I say that is the farthest thing from what I was doing.

[Because it was. He does not sleep with animals, Rocket. Sorry, dude, but you are. You're a raccoon. Yes a very angry and badass raccoon that can shoot guns and do awesome things with tech, but still. Raccoon. That's illegal where's he's originally from.]

WHOA. Excuse you. Plenty of people enjoy and frequently have sex with me. I am a sex machine. This ship is a sex palace. A FLYING SEX PALACE.

[seventeensir]

[ you remind him WAY TO MUCH of a CERTAIN SOMEONE.]

I suppose.

[ Don't mind the thick Russian accent.]

[starwhore]

[It's terrible, isn't it?]

Whoa. Whoa wait a minute.

[He grew up making sense of Yondu's backwater speaking, he can handle a thick Russian accent. But that's not the issue. Peter just squints at this... kid.]

Okay I'm an outlaw and all that, but uh, you're like five. My illegal activities only go so low, kid.

[You're such a baby, look at you. So tiny. So wee. SO YOUNG.]

[seventeensir]

[ Clearly the worse. The two of you in the same room is terrible.]

I'm not five. [ He's actually more then a little offended at that. HE GRADUATED TOP OF HIS CLASS thank you very much.]

I'm seventeen.

[ His lips are pushing to the side at being called a KID. WHY SO MEAN?]

[verysmart]

[ What is it with him and outlawed captains?]

I might consider it.

[ That's a big deal OK.]

[starwhore]

[It's the whole bad boy thing. Isn't it?]

What's there to consider?

[verysmart]

[ Its the whole "stay the hell away from the core planets" thing.]

Er. Well, for one. If you're going to remember my name the next day? Little thing but you'd be surprised how much it means to a person "Starlord".

[searches_forhim]

Well duh. I mean, have you SEEN you?

[starwhore]

Matter of fact I have. When I remember to clean my mirror.

[searches_forhim]

Clearly you didn't enter into this exercise to boost an underinflated ego.

[playboybillionaire]

[He gives Peter a long look over.]

Oh hell yeah.

[starwhore]

Hey, hey. Take a picture, man. It'll last longer.

[Wait actually...]

Though I last a pretty damn long time myself. Just saying.

[If you know what he means.]

[playboybillionaire]

Why take a picture when you're right here?

[Smirk]

I should test that theory.