she hears, 'i challenge you to do 3 more shots'.

[bottecellie]

the TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT meme

1. Post with your character and their name/canon/pref in the subject.
2. Either post with a tfln or just wait for someone.

3. Respond to people's texts or tag them with your own.

4. SHENANIGANS.

5. Have fun!!

(Stolen from damn near everywhere.)

Comments

loki; marvel

[liugan]

I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.

[ex_maelstroms207]

Ahahaha, I hope you didn't run into it too hard!

[liugan]

I most certainly was not running into it. But thank you for thinking so highly of me in that regard.

[ex_maelstroms207]

You weren't...

Oh! Ah well, then the slight is my own and far from yours. I hope the bruises are fast fading?

[liugan]

They will fade in time. But they are unsightly until then, and in uncomfortable places.

[fotlenke]

sorry about that. you kept telling me to "swing you".

[liugan]

I do not recall this.

[fotlenke]

Perhaps it was alcohol contents in your body. after drinking a full bottle of tequila, you drank eight of my twenty shots of vodka.

[liugan]

That should not be nearly enough to cause memory loss.

[fotlenke]

I may have gotten overzealous and hit you with my fist.

[liugan]

[ sldkfj- this message comes a minute or two later. ]

Oh.

[fotlenke]

I beat Fandral in a drinking contest.

[liugan]

An impressive feat for anyone.

Sometime far in the future and in a distant country...

[golden_retriever]

You enjoyed every minute of it.

♥♥

[liugan]

Most of the bruises were from you, yes.

:3

[golden_retriever]

Most?

[liugan]

Yes. The rest were from the pole.

Honestly, Eliot, you must learn to read my messages fully to completely understand them. I cannot keep repeating the same information over and over like this.

[golden_retriever]

I didn't know you counted the pole!

[liugan]

I gave it a name.

[golden_retriever]

You named the POLE!

[liugan]

This is what I do after drinks, Eliot. You were the one who wished to accompany me.

And her name is Stella.

[mechatronic]

Most places are supposed to have a no-touching rule, you know. I can only imagine what kind of place you must have ended up in last night.

No really. I'm trying to imagine it right now.

[liugan]

They were giving free shots to the girls who danced on the counters, I was told I could drink free all night if I got up on stage.

[mechatronic]

So you got to be one of the girls for the night? That must have been a dream come true.

[liugan]

I do not have to wait for free shots to be a woman for the night, mister Stark. It simply lowers my inhibitions a little bit, and I would conveniently be in the most opportune place to, to quote what was so often called out to me last night, "shake my booty."