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The Buddy Cop AU Meme

You're two renegade cops with nothing to lose. A loose cannon who plays by his own rules and a tight cannon who plays by everyone else's rules. Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Shit's getting real? You better believe it. Shit's always real when you two are on the beat. This, is the Buddy Cop AU post.
Rules:
1) You're a character posting in a meme (blank or not, don't care) with your character's name and fandom in the subject line.
2) They're a character replying to your comment.
3) YOU FIGHT CRIME!
For the creatively stunted, I do have some prompts if ya need 'em.
1. Out On The Beat
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.
2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.
3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?
4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!
5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.
6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY
7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.
Out on patrol in your squad vehicle of choice or on foot. Looking out for action, be it someone stealing from a little old lady or a gang getting ready to beat some poor schmo up.
2. No Time for Backup!
Looks like they have you surrounded! It's a firefight/fistfight, and you two are in the middle of it! What are you gonna do? Run for it? Call for backup? Or go down in a blaze of glory? Or none of the above.
3. Next Time, I'll Have Your Badge!
One (or both) of you just got chewed out by the chief because your methods are reckless and unreliable! Seriously, you killed at least 40 people AND ran your squad car into their hideout! Who do you think you are? Also, you're off the case! What do you do now?
4. We're Going Undercover
No, not like that, you crazy smut writers. But, you're going to need to get the drop on these crooks, or get some info out of them. Luckily, you're a master of disguise. Yup, you two are going to have to dress up and act like them or something along those lines in order to get the info you want!
5. Looks Like He Was Murdered Over Here
Man, fuck those detectives. They aren't finding anything important. No, you and your buddy could probably figure this out just by looking about the crime scene. From the bloody outline on the wall to the lab in the basement, you probably have this covered. Just remember, don't touch anything.
6. A Good Ol' Fashioned Game Of--
Good Cop, Bad Cop. You finally got the lead you're been waiting on, and all that's left is to get the info you need out of them. Thus, you and your friend get the opportunity to interrogate the poor sucker and make sure that they talk. In order to do that, one of you might have to become a little unstable, and the other may have to act as if they're trying to comfort them. Don't forget to ask, WHERE ARE THEY
7. Another Day Done
Welp, you two are officially off duty. What're you going to do now? Go out for drinks? Go looking for trouble now that you're not restricted by the law? Or maybe talk about the tough day you had of foiling evil. Doesn't matter, now you have the whole night to think about it.
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Gods help them.]
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Er... s-so where did you want to start again?
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That, and Adachi was quite possibly hopeless without her minding him. Honestly, the man probably needed a leash.]
Our current destination lies a few streets off. Come, now.
[And she's off~ Good luck keeping up with her, Adachi.]
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[...yeah, whatever]
[Adachi let out a startled noise, running to catch up with her as she marched off.]
H-hey, wait! Slow down!
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Not only that, but she could probably kick Adachi's ass without even trying.
She slowed down - but only a little - to accommodate him, casting a glance back in his direction]
If we move too slowly, we risk losing our lead. Do try to keep up.
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W-well yeah, but rushing in isn't gonna do us any good! We don't know what we're heading into.
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And that, darling, is why we have backup. Besides, if we don't go now, we risk losing our lead.
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You put way too much faith in other people.
[Really a bad idea, especially considering her current company.]
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[Oh, Maribelle. Keeping yourself pretty consistently alone with Adachi is hardly the best thing she can be doing.]
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Right... 'cause I'm not the person with experience or anything...
[Oops, did he say that out loud?]
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And yes, it's the sort of stare that can - and has - sent many a poor sod running for cover.]
... I beg your pardon?
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I-I... nothing!
OH GOD NOT MARA
But then she tilts her head to the side, looking slightly less like she was thinking of all the ways she could brutally murder him and not leave any evidence.]
Very well. Since you are the detective, Tohru, you may lead us.
For now.
MUAHAHAHA
Hunh?
[Say it again, c'mon. Say he's the one that actually knows what the fuck he's doing.]
I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS
I do not care to repeat myself, Tohru.
WHY WOULD MARA NOT MAKE US FRIENDS?
[...someone had a case of foot in mouth syndrome at the moment.]
BECAUSE MARA
I'm sorry? I am by no means unwilling to listen to those I work with.
BUT HE'S HAPPY TO SEE YOU???
O-okay, okay... you're the boss and all.
STOP FLASHING ME, DAMMIT
Now, lead on, darling.
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
[Neither did it hurt to have his gun drawn as they got closer to the target location.]
YOU ARE A HORRIBLE PERSON 8|||
Still, appearances can be deceiving...]
I know. I'm not sorry. XD
This guy, what's he like again?
I know you're not 8|
[Ugh, commoners. Why did they have such disgusting habits? Maribelle herself, is closing her parasol, perfectly willing to impale the bastard in the throat with it if she has to.
Of course, then she'll have to have it cleaned...]
Hehehehe...
[Anyone that didn't know him would assume he was referring to the drunk part... and he kind of was. It wasn't like he just went on a murder spree whenever he felt like it.]
Keep behind me, unless you can get a good stab in with that parasol of yours.
do I have to parasol you through the internets
[Maribelle rolls her eyes and huffs a sigh, but obediently gets behind him.]
Very well. Shall we?
You wouldn't hit a cabbage player with glasses, would you?
Yes. And I would hit said cabbage player with my glasses.
pfffft
ARE YOU DOUBTING ME