the long lost relative meme

[bottecellie]

the long lost relaтιve meme

Make a comment. Others will tag you; you're long lost relatives meeting for the first time. In the immortal words of Tim Gunn, make these crossovers work, people!

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[festertongue]

[She's already her own grandma. This family just got weirder.]

[i_can_smell_you]

[By ectobiology shenanigans, Zexion was Rose's half-brother. This was a very strange thing to discover to be sure but Zexion was taking it with some stride.]

Well this certainly would send Freud for a loop. Then again I don't think many people's fathers were non-human back in his time.

[festertongue]

[Boy oh boy, they shall be able to psychoanalyze people all the ding dong day together. You will be a half-brother to be reckoned with, dearest Zexion.]

We are beyond anything poor Freud might have had the chops to deal with by now, I believe. Welcome, dear brother, to the Strider-Lalonde fold. If you wish to bring a new strange proclivity into the family, be aware that we already have an alcoholic, a puppet fetishist, and a rapper.

[i_can_smell_you]

I...am not sure how I will manage family reunions.

[Of course he actually finds this all very amusing.]

I suppose now you can add illusionist onto the many family quirks you just listed.

[festertongue]

[A family of huge trolls, bluh bluh.]

The alcoholic is affectionate if inebriated. The rapper will be delighted by your power, I am sure. The two of you can perhaps team up to create dazzling performances. I expect this would be a brotherly activity of bonding and support that even our Freud would approve of.

As for the puppet fetishist, you're on your own.

[i_can_smell_you]

Well I am quite good at deflecting attention so I do believe none of the three will be a problem.

[To demonstrate he would rather abruptly turn into Rose.]

1/2

[festertongue]

[ - well she does look surprised, gj Zexion.]

Oh, splendid.

[festertongue]

- I can see how that would be a very useful talent. [And recovering: a precise smile.] You can change your hair color to fit in with the rest of the family, my dearest of dear new brothers.

Can you only do yourself, or does your influence go further than that?

[i_can_smell_you]

[He'll just be pleased with the fact he shocked her.]

Far beyond that.

[Now if Rose didn't know better she would think she was in her home. The most minute of details had been accounted for.]

There isn't much I can't do.

[festertongue]

[She glances around - how does he know what her room looks like, anyway? A question to dwell on.]

I see. I would not worry what your fate would be at the hands of the puppet fetishist, in that case.

[i_can_smell_you]

To answer the obvious unasked question, I'm using your memory to recreate your home.

[festertongue]

[No se gusta.]

So. Which is your main ability? Reading memories? Or casting illusions?

[buildelaire]

I'm not quite sure I understand you. [violet confesses, disbelief plain on her face.]

You claim to be related to my siblings and I, but I've never heard of you, if you'll pardon my rudeness.

[festertongue]

[Disbelief is cool. Rose ain't even bothered.]

At this point, I am reluctant to entangle myself in sweating over the vagaries of ectoplasmically forged blood relations.

That does require quite a complicated exclamation, so if you are at all interested I suggest you take a seat and have some tea while I explain.

[buildelaire]

Okay.

[klaus would be better suited for this, but she'll do her best. she takes a seat, and accepts a cup with a polite 'thank you', glancing down at the dregs lining the bottom of the cup.]

I love your keywords btw

[festertongue]

[Well, Rose's smile is perfectly polite, at least, though she watches her new sister with assessing eyes.] It would be quite a feat to explain the situation of my family quickly. Such as it is, I should inform you that I was not actually born, nor was my brother, but rather birthed of ectoplasmic slime, a spontaneous baby, as it were. My own brother is an ectoplasmic baby clone of his older brother, also his father if you choose to regard it like that, and my own mother. I am likewise an ectoplasmic clone of these individuals.

[She sips her tea.] I am not quite sure how all of these shenanigans could result in me having an extra set of siblings, but given the circumstances of my own creation anything is possible.

thanks! i love the idea of violet and rose being sisters aaughhh

[buildelaire]

Oh.

[while trying to process this, she remembers a relevant fact she once read in a book; ducking her head momentarily, she rearranges her teaspoon quietly, placing it down behind her cup instead of in front of it. the correct etiquette regarding tea drinking proves thoroughly less confusing than the explanation the girl in front of her delivers.]

I suppose you're right, then. [she sips her tea, and tries to look confused, but in a polite way.] I'm not entirely sure I understand, still. Are my siblings now yours as well?

this is such a good meme... also SORRY for being so sluggish, finals are awful :(

[festertongue]

It stands to reason that if I am related by blood to you somehow, and you share lineage with them, then I am likewise related to them. Exactly how many siblings do you have? [Ahah.] That you knew of formerly.

that's ok, i was off doing my own uni work sob

[buildelaire]

I have two. Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire.

That's all I know of, though. [to think, she might have other siblings, lurking somewhere out there. violet does hope they are older than her. it's hard, being the oldest.]